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    That same, elusive shrug. “It’s a secret, princess.” He says pointedly, snagging the book from her before throwing the truck into park, “But you’ll be the first to read it once it’s done, okay?”

    “Wow,” she says, nodding. “I’m honored.”

    A beat as he sizes her up, his brows furrowing together in exasperation before he says, weary, “You’re going to ask me what it’s about again, aren’t you?”

    “Bellamy,” she says obediently, grinning, “what’s your book about?”

    If you told Clarke Griffin that she would become best friends with the resident black sheep of Arkadia, she would have difficulty believing it, let alone the fact that he apparently wrote an entire book about her.

    (Or: Clarke and Bellamy through the years, as childhood best friends.)

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    10 Jun 2017

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    Mark Watney will need to buy a lot of people beers.

    A collection of in-world oneshots cataloging the world's reactions. From the news to social media and from regular people to NASA rover techs.

    1: Fox vs. an 80 year old Bill Nye
    2: John and Hank Green, Crash Course Mars
    3: A NASA rover tech at Flashline Mars Arctic Research Station
    4: The WatneyWatch app and how to tell your child their hero is going to die in an invisible dust storm on Mars
    5: Tattoos, music, and what is likely to amount to the largest simultaneous worldwide traffic jam
    6. 78 hours of vlogs are released, the Ares 3 crew returns home, and Mark goes on The Tonight Show

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    02 Jun 2017

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    Lily’s life drastically improved the day she became Ladybug, superhero of London. Except for the part where she fell hard for her partner, Chat Noir, who doesn’t feel the same. James’s life was already great before he became Chat Noir. Maybe he’d fall in love with Ladybug if he weren’t so into his classmate Lily Evans. Together they battle unrequited love and, you know, Voldemort.

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    28 Apr 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    there are no words

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    "What's not to like, Darcy?" Elizabeth grinned at him saucily and then turned, sweeping a hand grandly to the festivities below. "Tell me- the flashing, epilepsy-inducing lights? The music mix that some pretentious asshat from Bushwick made in his basement apartment at 4 AM? The over-priced drinks and lack of bar food? Or is it all the girls who keep 'accidentally' knocking into you every time you get up and get drinks at the bar, and thus subjecting you to- horror of horrors- flirting with a side of small talk?"

    He blinked at her. "You enjoy my discomfort, don't you?" He said flatly.

     

    Because there are more ridiculous places to fall in love. Modern AU

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    28 Jul 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfection basically

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