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  1. Rec 20

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    Hermione is the victim of a Weasley Wizard Wheeze gone wrong and suffers from an addendum between her legs. How in Merlin's beard is she going to survive an entire weekend at Black Castle without anyone noticing her dick?

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    05 Oct 2021

  2. Rec 40

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    FYI: This story is unfinished (see the notes for details). It's set at the end of the movie, with one notable difference.

    Life hits Miranda. Revelation hits Andy.

    Andy and Miranda hit the road.

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    03 Oct 2021

  3. Rec 8

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    Fic based on achromacat art piece "Should you really be on your phone?"

    in which Emma's stomach drags her around town to find where Regina's biscuits are from.

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    27 Sep 2021

  4. Rec 12

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    Emma's life had never been an easy one and that didn't change when she came to Storybrooke a couple months ago and met the town's mayor, who also happened to be the adoptive mother of her son.

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    27 Sep 2021

  5. Rec 13

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    “This spell, you did include the birth control clause into it, correct?”

    Emma’s mind was mush. The spell? yeah she included everything…. “Yeah, yeah, I followed all the instructions.”

    *Narrator Voice* The instructions were not followed.

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    27 Sep 2021