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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    25 Oct 2019

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    This is really starting to piss Ukai off. Eyes are on him every time he speaks to Takeda. And what for? Nothing. Absolutely goddamn nothing. The first few times he feels like he’s being watched, Ukai checks and re-checks his appearance. Are his roots growing in already? He just bleached his hair last Sunday though. Was there something in his teeth? Fuck, if he had been talking to Takeda with seaweed in his teeth the whole time... But even when he checks his reflection there's nothing. These goddamn kids.

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    19 Oct 2019

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    AKA: Five Times Ukai Asked Takeda If He Was Trying To Seduce Him And One Time Takeda Said Yes

    Takeda doesn't understand the seductive effect he has on Ukai. Ukai is thoroughly seduced.

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    19 Oct 2019

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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

    ***

    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    13 Sep 2019

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    The happy ending Titanic!Au. Aziraphale is being forcibly sent to America to be forcibly married to Gabriel. Crowley is going to forcibly screw that up.

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    07 Sep 2019