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  1. Rec 30

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    Hook-up. Teammates. Fuck Buddies. Boyfriends. Friends. Hook-up. Derek Nurse and Will Poindexter have cycled through just about every relationship type possible. Three years after graduation, do they have a chance to be anything other than awkward exes?

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    13 Feb 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    "So are we gonna pretend that never happened?" Derek asks.

    "I don't think that's actually possible," Dex mutters. "Chowder's not just going to forget."

    "Just because he caught us doesn't mean we have to do anything," Derek says. "We tell him we tried it and it didn't work out. He'll be sad, but as long as we don't go back to trying to kill each other I think he'll get over it."

    Dex doesn't say anything for a moment. "It's not that."

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    02 Jan 2019

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    In which Chowder is stupidly good in bed, and Farmer is DELIGHTED.

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    18 Sep 2018

  4. Rec 20

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    It felt good, laughing with Dex. Warm and fuzzy and Derek enjoyed it. He was a poet, he couldn’t help but fall in love with little things every day. The soft ray of sunlight shining on a tree by the lake, Dex’s laugh right that moment, the way Bitty folded Jack’s sweater with love in his eyes, the rustling of paper in the library close to midterms. It was nothing unusual and Derek loved it.
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    Receiving love letters with poetry from a secret Valentine is kind of a romantic dream come true for Nursey. He likes being wooed and he likes that this person - whoever they may be - seem to know him so well. Unfortunately, this little crush on his teammate, roommate and friend Dex leaves him confused and feeling guilty.

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    04 Sep 2018

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    Samwell is the kind of town where everyone knows everyone. That’s why everybody knows that Eric “Bitty” Bittle’s bakery is the only place to get a decent pie, why everybody knows that if you want to teach your kid to dance or sing you send them to Adam Birkholtz, and why everybody in town has a bet on when single dad Derek Nurse and diner owner and purveyor of Samwell’s best coffee Will Poindexter are going to finally stop messing around and get together.

    (or: the Gilmore Girls au that absolutely no one asked for)

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    03 Jun 2018

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