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  1. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (4)
  2. The Flash (TV 2014) (4)
  3. The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (3)
  4. Ant-Man (Movies) (3)
  5. The Office (US) (3)

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    Quentin Coldwater is undeniably unlucky. On the first day of magic school, he gets his eye gouged out.

    He tries to adjust.

    (Canon divergence from first episode)

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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    “Just--what if dad finds out we snuck out?” Luther asks, whispering the last two words.

    “You’re such a baby,” Diego says, rolling his eyes.

    (or, four times the Hargreeves kids snuck out together over the years)

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    10 Mar 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    It's been a year since Five disappeared and Klaus knows what his siblings want when they show up at his door in the middle of the night. But is he ready to face the idea that his brother is really dead, or is it better to just stay in the dark?

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    10 Mar 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    They’re running through the halls of the Hargreeves mansion. Klaus is cackling loudly and Dave’s chest opens up, fills with warmth at the sound of his love’s laughter. Klaus looks so happy.

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    10 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    "Luther bought a minivan.

    Holy shit. Klaus is going to piss himself laughing because holy shit, Luther bought a minivan.

    “Why,” Diego demands, crossing his arms and staring broodingly at Luther."

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    or, the one where Luther makes another poor decision, family meetings are called, and Klaus would like to report a kidnapping.

    based on the prompts: “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.” & “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

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    10 Mar 2019

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    So, maybe Klaus wasn’t in his right frame of mind. Maybe he hadn’t been for a long time. But Dave was dead, and that meant Klaus should be able to conjure him, one way or another. The traditional method of cleaning up his act and sitting around to wait hadn’t worked, so it was time to get imaginative.

     

    Klaus just wants to see Dave again, and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make that happen, no matter the cost. Includes conversations with Ben, Diego, God, a surly preacher, and gratuitous references to certain MCR songs.

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    08 Mar 2019

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