callmearcturus

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  2. Summary

    Another way the Baron rose to power. Another way the wizard became a Knight.

    This is what happens when you take your lessons in heroism from Machiavelli and Vetinari.

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  5. Summary

    A series of jam fics fleshing out the development of Dirk and Jake's canon relationship.

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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Karkat Vantas knew all about what it meant to hide something you were born with in plain sight.

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    25 Jul 2022

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    When the Time Sphere shatters beneath his blade, El is plunged into the past, but he takes his memories with him.

    Landing in the past, unhurt but deeply shaken, El looks at the smiling faces of his friends and resolves to keep the future a secret. After all, what they don’t know can’t hurt them, and El will simply have to stop anything else that can.

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    20 Jun 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    Your eyes land on a vaguely familiar face, hunched over a pile of books that, even from a distance, still read as trashy harlequin romance novels. The two of you don’t share any classes, but you’re pretty sure you recognize him as the dude who regularly gets into shouting matches with the professors. You’ve heard him in the hallways on more than one occasion. He’s got a short fuse, and that’s exactly what you need.

    That table is as good as yours.

    (Or, Dave tries to annoy Karkat out of a table at the library and ends up scoring a date.)

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    18 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    If director Dave Strider opens a restaurant, food critic Karkat Vantas is inevitably going to eat there.

     

    (a sort of ridiculous, sort of serious story about two lonely people who find each other through food)

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    03 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?

    Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.

    Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.

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    28 Dec 2021

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