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Jake English has a lot of trouble getting the rest of MI6 to take him seriously, given his lack of field experience and the rumored nepotism linked to that famous name.
Falling in with a cadre of professional thieves and wandering into an interstellar conspiracy probably will not help his case much. But who knows? It's better career prospects than he's used to.
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you can only take what you can carry to the edge of the sea by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Feb 2018
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Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.
What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.
Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.
(Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)Series
- Part 1 of Sex Magic Island AU
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There once was a lorelay in a lake. An island was their entire world, the island and warm waters and loneliness all their absolute domain.
Then, people came.
Learning new things is hard, but worthwhile.
Jake's POV of the events of you can only take what you can carry to the edge of the sea.
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- Part 2 of Sex Magic Island AU
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chamomile, rose water, and other unlikely intoxicants by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Aug 2017
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"I do swear by Skaia's guiding light to eschew ambition and direction to serve in the holy retinue. I will lay my head in the safety of the bower and pay penance in thought and deed. For the King of All Winters and the Undying Prince, I will provide succor and balm, and yield my being to ease the burden he carries for us all."
An off-the-cuff jamfic for the Strilondes discord that spun rapidly out of control. In which Dirk plays the role of resigned god-prince of Skaia, locked in a twisted version of the Year King fable. His life is a sorry routine until one year, he receives a very bold, strange offering from the heir to House Harley, Jake.
A story about cycles, and how to break them, and the patterns left in the scattered pieces afterward.
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Dirk Strider went out into the world with two goals: find something, and lose himself in the process.
And boy fuckin' howdy, did he ever. When you're dealing with the fae, it's not about the spirit, but the letter.
(Fae Jake/sex addict Dirk, and the mornings after. Five Things format fic.)
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- Part 2 of to black mambo (fae AU)
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A series of jam fics fleshing out the development of Dirk and Jake's canon relationship.
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A House Built, and Other Royal Fuckups by callmearcturus, sunflowerwonder
Fandom: Homestuck
17 Oct 2016
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Victor Nikiforov is poised to win gold in his fifth consecutive Grand Prix Final. He has the world at his feet, is unparalleled in the sport--right up until a snowstorm blows into Sochi, and he finds himself repeating the same day over and over and over. He stumbles over Yuuri Katsuki, and everything changes.
(Or, the time loop au. Loosely based on Groundhog Day.)
Beta'd for me, as always, by circ_bamboo, who as usual isn't even in this fandom but still loves me enough to read my writing anyway.
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14 Sep 2017
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Philanthropy fic. Two people learning to understand one another.
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After years of bottling up, Dirk is forced to deal with the Jake thing. But Jake might not be as oblivious as he may seem.
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23 Feb 2017
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“You’re saying that the city… talks through you?”
Carlos learns more about Cecil's connection to the city, and by extension his own.
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20 Jan 2017
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Yuuri and Viktor make each other's hands clap and they love it.
Spoilers up to EP. 09Bookmarked by callmearcturus
28 Dec 2016