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  1. Schitt's Creek (12)
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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    He might explode if he doesn’t touch himself immediately. He begins to move one hand down to his cock from where he’s gripping the headboard but before he makes any progress David says, “Patrick.”

    or: what happens when they return home after a failed threesome with jake

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    29 Mar 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Patrick is inspired to add a song to their wedding reception playlist without David's approval.

    Patrick wants to tell David all about how it makes him feel.

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    29 Mar 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    It's not often but sometimes, on special, random, not quite out-of-the-blue days, David will wake his husband in his husband's favorite way.

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    22 Mar 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Officer Joe Lewis responds to a noise complaint in the usually quiet town of Schitt's Creek.

    He did expect what would happened when he knocked on the door.

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    08 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Likes: Baseball, hockey, hiking, open mic nights—
    David stops reading there. Yikes to all of that, but especially open mic nights. The very thought gives David waking nightmares. David swipes no on Patrick.
    "Ouch," says an amused voice beside him. "So that's a definite no to him, then?"
    David looks over slowly to see who's being rude enough to read his phone screen over his shoulder, and well, this is awkward. He's looking right at Patrick, age 29.

    Or, David ventures onto Bumpkin. It doesn't go exactly as expected.

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    18 Nov 2021