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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Sometimes I don’t wear, uh, boxers. Or briefs.”

    David’s eyes flash. “Excuse me, are you telling me you’re going commando in our store?”

    Our store. Patrick tamps down a giddy smile. “Not commando.”

    “Well then, what - oh.” David shimmies with delight, stalking closer and dancing his fingertips up Patrick’s arms to his shoulders. “Patrick Brewer, what are you wearing?”

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    18 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    He should stop. Patrick knows he should stop. Hell, he knows he should have stopped a good ten minutes ago, at this point.
    But he doesn’t want to stop, is the thing.
    Besides, he’s not even sure he would know how to at this point. He doesn’t remember the words for… that, for whatever he was just thinking. He’s sure there’s a word for it, but it’s one of the words that his brain has long-since shoved aside to make room for more important ones, like oh my god holy shit harder more please please please, and, David. Most importantly, David.

    Or, Patrick learns how to want.

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    06 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Patrick is away at a conference and David can't sleep: A late night phone call.

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    17 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Stop.”

    He freezes mid-motion, suspended in limbo and caught in the confusion of the request. He looks into his husband’s eyes, searching for a clue. He didn’t think the first word he heard when they were in bed together for the first time as a married couple would be “stop”.

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    16 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?

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    02 Jan 2021