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    “Okay, here’s what you do,” Richie perks up. “You’re going to sign up for the DoorDash membership because you are not going to cook your own meals. You’re going to spend a whole day wearing your jammies, for at least twenty-four hours. You’re going to watch one Vanessa Hudgens hallmark movie on Netflix. You will call me if you start to go out of your mind. You will go for a walk to get fresh air when the weather permits. And you will jerk off at least one and half times a day.”

    Eddie makes a choking sound through the phone. “One and a half?” There’s a laugh in it.

    “Yeah, like an average. Some days maybe twice. Some days maybe once. You understand how to find a mean, right, Mister Business Man?”

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    or, Christmas 2016.

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    He stares down into the plastic bag on the counter and hates himself. Whatever way there is to say “I’m ignoring today because I want to be polite about waiting for you to marry me; also no pressure,” they surely don’t print it on officially licensed Hasbro Transformers Valentines.

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    22 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    “I’m a sexually non-threatening, semi-schlubby, middle-aged gay man. People find me ‘relatable.’ If I tweet about this dildo–” he picks it up by the base and its bulbous head bobs from the movement, “–it’s mostly just funny, right? And not so obscene to be… not-safe-for-work?”

    Eddie’s eyes flicker between Richie’s face and the dildo. He’s got a death grip on the oversize bottle of lube. “Well.”

    “Okay, it’s obscene to you, but you’re into that kind of thing.”

     

    Or, Richie receives a PR box from a sex toy company on Valentine’s Day.

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    13 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    This was definitely a bad idea, because Eddie always has a hard time staying quiet during sex, but of course neither of them actually considered that until the moment that Eddie lets out a loud, involuntary moan.

     
    Or, Richie has to make Eddie stay quiet. Eddie discovers he really likes that.

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    12 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    richie, eddie, and one very hot, very bicoastal summer.

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    01 Feb 2021

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