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tell me you can’t bear a room that i’m not in by cakesnake, nosecoffee
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
16 Oct 2018
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"Did you think I was funny? The thing I said - the horse thing?"
"Um," Enjolras glances at the open door. "Sure."
"'Cause I don't think he did." The guy continues, pushing away from the wall with an unsteady arm.
"Well," Enjolras wonders who this guy is, wonders when he's going to leave so Enjolras can piss and go back to his conversation with Courfeyrac and Combeferre. "I don't think any guy wants to be told he doesn't know how to use his dick while he's - making out?”
(5 Conversations Between Enjolras and Grantaire That Don't Matter and 1 That Does)
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i'm wasting my young years by cakesnake, shinelikestars
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
22 Aug 2018
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"There will come a day when man will face the embodiment of true evil, the god without a name, the One who Floods the World. Clouds and Mischief rolling on the horizon, He shall be met by the Light Bringer and the Balancer, one born with the turning of the fallen leaf, the other born of lightning, these two descendants of those favored by the gods old, new, and eternal." -Translation from ancient Norse text, circa 791 AD
For years, Evan Hansen has struggled with the burden of knowing he is different -- not just because he's got so much anxiety he can't even order a pizza for himself, but more because he can emit weird laser things from his hands. Yeah, he's fully accepted he's a freak -- but that doesn't mean everyone else would.
Connor Murphy is suicidal and desperate for a way out. As it turns out, walking in on that quiet Evan Hansen kid shooting lasers out of his hands in the school library might just be that way out.
(aka the one where evan's supposed to save the world, connor's just along for the literal ride, and ancient norse gods hate them both)
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writing in ink or in blood (it's the same either way) by cakesnake, nosecoffee
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
16 Feb 2018
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From: d.gentl@springnews.org
To: k.adams@springnews.org
Subject: I Have A QuestionCan I play minesweeper when I'm not working?
k.adams: Shouldn’t you be investigating?
d.gentl: So...is that a no?(Almost An Attachments AU)
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in this world, we’re just beginning by cakesnake, nosecoffee
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
08 Jan 2018
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“I'm going to solve a mystery.” He tells Todd proudly.
Todd snorts. “Because you're a detective?”
“Correct. And you're going to help me.” Again, telling him, there is no question, Todd is intrinsically linked, he can feel it.
“Says who?”
“Says me.”
“This place is legitimately paradise, there's nothing to be solved, no mysteries here.” He shrugs, and takes another sip of his drink.
“If this place is such a paradise then why aren't you having fun?”
( A San Junipero AU )
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work a miracle by cakesnake, nosecoffee
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
30 Dec 2017
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The universe is angry, the universe is at war with itself. Something happened. Something that wasn't supposed to happen. There was a shift in the balance, and now Marzanna has been sent hurtling down into the depths to compensate for something being flung upwards into the sky, higher than they should ever go. The universe is trying to save someone - Project Icarus - and has decided that Marzanna is worth sacrificing.
(The universe makes a mistake, and that mistake needs to be fixed)
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There Is a Light And It Never Goes Out by t_mesinine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jul 2019
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"Crowley," Aziraphale slapped his book shut and turned to him with a worried glance.
"Have you heard anything of Raphael recently?"Crowley thought he might choke.
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04 Jul 2019
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Together We Make a Family by TheWinterSldier
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
06 May 2019
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Uncle Monty knew exactly who 'Stephano' was, and when he confronted him in the parking lot Count Olaf threw away his plan to wait until they were in the privacy of Monty's home to get rid of him and make it look like an unfortunate accident.
Killing him in the parking lot, taking his truck containing the children, and driving off seemed good enough now.
Fortunately, some mysterious men came to their aid. The children were able to grow up with their Uncle Monty and learn more than they could have possibly imagined about the lives of their guardian and their parents.
(The Together We Make a Family series will be made up of this main story, and oneshots/short stories about different points in the Baudelaires' lives growing up with their Uncle Monty)
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05 Mar 2019
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A collection of scenes from the time-skip portion of "Cool Kids, Cold Case." How do we get from the Bloodrush field to the party? How are the Bad Kids dealing with their experiences taking down the Harvestmen in the months that follow the battle with Coach Daybreak? How are these friendships developing now that they're not almost dying every day? Who's still working on the case? How was Fig's oyster funeral? Is Kristen, like, okay?
(because damn it you can't just gloss over months of character development and HAPPINESS and expect me to be satisfied with that!)
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A collection of scenes from the time-skip portion of "Cool Kids, Cold Case." How do we get from the Bloodrush field to the party? How are the Bad Kids dealing with their experiences taking down the Harvestmen in the months that follow the battle with Coach Daybreak? How are these friendships developing now that they're not almost dying every day? Who's still working on the case? How was Fig's oyster funeral? Is Kristen, like, okay?
(because damn it you can't just gloss over months of character development and HAPPINESS and expect me to be satisfied with that!)
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your city sings goodnight by culaccino (urban_orpheus)
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
22 Jul 2017
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Enjolras swallows, as the train slows. ‘I am sorry,’ he says. ‘For ruining your date.’
Grantaire snorts, and then shivers. A group of teenagers gets on, and one girl leers openly at him, her skirt hitched up. He looks away. ‘Adrien wasn’t my date.’
‘Whatever he was.’
‘He wasn’t anything.’ Forgive me, he thinks. Adrien’s sweet, but he’s not this; he’s not Enjolras slumped on the metro, body shaking with the train, hair damp with sweat. Even when he’s a wreck, Grantaire wants to touch him.
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A love story told through art, bullets, and jealousy.
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17 Oct 2018