27 Nov 2021
Taking a billionaire on a date was a rather complicated matter.
After all it was kind of hard to find something they couldn't get on their own. Expensive and amazing food? Been there done that.
Cinama? He had one in his manor.
A walk? Watch out for cameras.
But this... Well, luckily Neal's billionaire just so happened to be from Gotham, so taking him to an undercover mission for the FBI was a perfectly fine activity for a date.
- Part 2 of Flirting 101: Pickpocketing
Buck grinned as he led Christopher to the bus, where a harried looking woman with a clipboard took a glance at Chris before ticking off a box on her paperwork. Her attention then redirected to Buck. "Mr. Diaz? I don't think we've met. I'm Christopher's Art teacher."
"Mrs. Conrad." Buck pointed at her knowingly. "I'm a fan. Your homework assignments are my favorite. Mostly because I can do them."
She laughed. "Glad to hear it. But I didn't think we'd be seeing you. Chris mentioned his dad would be at work today."
"Daddy is working," Christopher informed her. "This is Buck. He's my other dad."
Or, Christopher refers to Buck as his dad for the first time, and Buck has feelings.
Fandoms: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021), Black Panther (2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Sep 2021
“When did you even get to meet my dad?” Shangqi demands. “You're in supervillain prison, surely they don’t let you guys mingle.”
“Mahjong night,” says Erik, deadpan.
Other people look for retirement homes for their parents. Shangqi has to check out prisons. While sorting out his father's incarceration in Wakanda, he unexpectedly reconnects with his old college roommate, the villain formerly known as Killmonger.
- Part 3 of Subtle Asian Traits
Fandoms: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Sep 2021
“Oh shit, we cannot afford to replace this car we are valet parkers-”
“Oh my god I think it’s a body!”
“-We can’t afford to hide a body either!”
Given that it's the fucking modern era, you would think Jrusar would have, you know, updated their accessibility laws. And installed ramps in the Core Spire. And implemented socialized healthcare. And fixed the cable car system, because they've been kicked off two cars mid-transfer in the past month because they couldn't take FCG's wheelchair.
Go figure, Ashton thinks. If anything is worth doing, it's worth doing yourself.
[Modern AU - No Magic/Human - In which our group of fuck-ups meet up, hang out, start a cripple punk group, fall in love a little bit, and fight a world that would rather see them dead.]