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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    A collection of unrelated Drarry ficlets, all told in the epistolary style and written as a collaborative effort by playout and PrinnPrick. At turns silly, fluffy, funny, and smutty, and all of them fun.

    That's the idea anyway.

    Ratings range from G to M.

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    16 Nov 2019

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    There are only three traditional choices for the cashed-up hero after victory. Harry Potter is too young to settle down and provide the wizarding world with a happy ending, and has too acute a sense of humour to spiral downwards into a spectacular flame-out. That leaves a life of good works. Choosing to lead it in Muggle Brixton comes with its own set of challenges, including Malfoys in the biscuit aisle.

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    02 Nov 2019

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    This is a series that holds all of my new Harry Potter stories in order of posting! These stories are all separate and stand alone, the series is just to make it easier to navigate between the stories and to subscribe to get notifications of just my HP stories, if you don't want to subscribe to notifications for everything I post.

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    02 Nov 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    The door bangs shut hard enough to make Simon grin despite the sour feeling of disappointment in his chest.

    He sits in the quiet of the cottage, trying to enjoy the gentle smell of the homebrewed tea in his hands, the soft sounds of the birds eating his sunflower seeds right on the edge of the yard, the sunshine buttering the whole place in a shade that Agatha constantly referred to as the Golden Hour. The second easiest hour to access the Fae World. Simon, drums his fingers on his mug, watching a blue bird swoop down towards the valley.

    Penny should be far enough away by now....
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    Simon grabs his jacket.

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    11 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    Simon hates his posh Oxford suite mate. Baz can't help it that he has resting-bitch face and a voice so rich that it makes people want to start a Communist uprising. Basically, it's Carry On at Oxford without magic or plot.

    “You tore up my books, Pitch?”
    “I didn’t tear anything up, you maniac. Get off.”
    I spit on him. He flinches, but can’t wipe his face because I still have his hands.
    “Snow. I must insist you stop attacking me like this. It’s homoerotic, frankly, and I doubt that’s what you have in mind.”
    I leap away from him.
    “What?”

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    11 Sep 2019