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    “You’re staring.”

    “Just thinking, my princess.”

    Rhaenyra turned sideways, moving into a position that changed her center of balance and was twice as risky. A few centimeters to the side, Alicent could all but see it - splat on the ground. “Penny for your thoughts?”

    “My thoughts are worth far more than that.”

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    16 Nov 2022

  2. Rec 15

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    "I'm sending you away, so I don't have to bother with you anymore. That little town of yours…Storybrooke. How do you believe it will fair with two Evil Queen's on the loose? You're going to another reality, dearie and not even the power of the Author can bring you back here – it's written, you see."

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    When the Wish Realm Rumplestiltskin instead banishes both Roni and King Henry to an alternate Storybrooke forever, the two must work together to make a life in their new realm in the midst of a murder mystery; and unluckily for Roni, it seems that some of her old memories are useless, as it becomes more and more apparent that this new reality is far from the one she left.

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    26 Oct 2022

  3. Rec 6

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    Gothel's spell destroyed the world, but Roni escaped with her family...to Storybrooke?

    or, time travel makes for Henry Squared, a never-kidnapped Archie and two Regina's in one room - one of whom is distressed by the abundance of thrift-shop glamour.

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    26 Oct 2022

  4. Rec 60

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    For Emma Swan, Agent of G.O.D.M.O.T.H.E.R., saving the world is just another Tuesday. Her latest mission: to infiltrate the tiny island nation of Corazón and put a stop to yet another megalomaniacal scheme from the mind of the local tyrant. This isn't her first high-stakes, globe-trotting rodeo, and she fully expects it to go as smoothly as all the rest.

    It’s amazing how wrong she can be sometimes.



    “Agent... Swan, was it?” greets the queen. “Please, sit.”

    “Never,” she snaps. “Do you expect me to talk?”

    “No, Miss Swan, I expect you to sit and have lunch like a civilized human being.”

    Ugh, the food really does smell good. “Lunch?" Emma echoes, dropping into the offered chair as sulkily as she can. "It’s already three in the afternoon."

    “Yes, you were behind schedule." The queen aims a judgmental stare down the length of her perfect nose. "Don’t worry, I accept your apology.”

    “You're the worst,” Emma mumbles around a mouthful of salad.

    “What was that?”

    Emma swallows. “I said, this is a first.” She wishes more people fed her before trying to kill her.

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    20 Oct 2022

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    Glocktopi

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    “I have a solution to your mating issue.”

    “So I’ve gathered, but at what price?”

     Lexa leans onto the table with her elbows. It reminds Clarke of that moment in a movie where the super villain makes a diabolical offer and the superhero has no choice but to agree. “Mate me instead.”
     
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    Or Lexa offers Clarke a deal, but making a deal with the devil always comes back to bite those in the ass. Lexa is known for losing control; for going feral when in wolf form. Clarke knows from experience that is something not to take lightly. But looking at Lexa… she has to be lesser of the two evils.

    Right?

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    28 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I presented feral pup

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