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    Bucky Barnes is in a bit of a conundrum.

    For example, on the one hand, he’s the former extremely polished, brutally efficient, and impressively ruthless brainwashed weapon of mass murder for the secret Nazi arm of the United States government.

    On the other hand, he has an uncontrollable crush on the cute blond wedding planner who lives next door.

    What do you do when HYDRA agents keep climbing through your window and the Avengers can’t seem to leave you the fuck alone? Volunteer to help with wedding planning, he guesses.

    This won’t be difficult to balance at all.

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    02 Apr 2021

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    "I'm so very glad," the Suez Canal said, acidly, "that we're doing this live. How convenient that we have minute-by-minute GPS updates so the whole world can see exactly how bad your aim is."

    "There's no need for personal attacks," the Ever Given said with forced patience. "It's not like I did this on purpose."

    "So fucking around and drawing a dick and balls in the Red Sea, that was, what, top-notch professional steering?"

    "That was foreplay."

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    25 Mar 2021

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    E&L, the company where Natasha, Sam, and Steve work, is hosting its annual worker's retreat. Due to a misunderstanding with their boss, Sam and Steve are attending as a couple. Not wanting to look bad in front of her ex, Natasha is dragging her best friend James along as her fake boyfriend. At least no one is stupid enough to outright say "What could go wrong?"

    Basically, a two-for-one fake dating fic.

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    25 Mar 2021

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    “Steve’s been hit with a curse,” Natasha said. She said it calmly, so Bucky didn’t immediately go flying out of the apartment to tear apart the Tower in search of Steve. Then again, Natasha would probably be calm if New York City spontaneously burst into flames. He lowered the coffee pot and squinted at her.

    “Of course he has,” he said. He felt, abruptly, exhausted. “What is it?”

    “The witch kept ranting about sexual repression and archaic moral principles,” she continued blithely.

    “It’s not like you to prevaricate, Romanov.”

    Natasha pressed her lips together. For a moment, Bucky thought she might start laughing. “It might be easier just to show you.”

    OR: Steve’s been hit with a rather telling curse.

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    03 Mar 2021

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    Barnes had been transferred into the precinct on an idyllic July afternoon when the sky was cloudless and the breeze was perfect, which Tony can remember because they'd been perfect conditions for plenty of time whiled away on the roof, possibly perfecting dubiously legal chemical mixtures.

    Tony had, only naturally, been curious. And he’d only grown more curious about the mysterious new arrival when he’d not brought over a single personal item for his desk (Scott, who was happily violating the ‘two items and two photographs’ rule by plastering the ceiling above his desk with pictures of his small and smiling daughter, maintained that this was unnatural and horrifying), and invariably responded with a flat negative when asked out for lunch, coffee, dinner, breakfast, tea, hot chocolate, cold chocolate, and, on one occasion, a sleepover.

    or: the brooklyn 99 inspired au that nobody really asked for

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