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    “Yeah I got married and didn’t tell any of you,” David deadpans before it’s too late, finally able to form words, and there is a moment when it goes so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

    OR, Four Times William and David Almost Revealed They were Married and the One Time They Actually Did
     

    edit: now featuring a fluffy epilogue!!

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    When Brad is sidelined with an injury he finds the key to preserving his sanity in fostering a litter of kittens. Patrice does not mean to become their co-parent.

    This WIP is back from the dead and it will update once a day!

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    There is nothing else left when all is said and done. When you are standing at the end of the world you are alone. No one there to hold your hand, to pull you back -- just you.

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    Brad is standing on his doorstep. There is a far away look on his face, a frown on his brow. “I didn’t--I didn’t know where else to go,” he says quietly, staring at some point past Patrice’s shoulder.

    In which Patrice wishes he can turn back the time.

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    Patrice took half a moment to admire how not even being ambushed by hit men and getting shot had stopped Brad from flirting. 72 hours he’s been assigned to protect this man and 70 of them Brad spent shamelessly, endlessly flirting with him--or rather, at him. The man was nothing if not consistent.

     

    In which Brad Marchand is the toughest assignment Agent Bergeron had because Brad not only flirts with him 24/7 but he also has the gall to take a bullet for Bergy, when Bergy is the one who was supposed to be protecting him in the first place. Also there is a mole in the agency and it's now up to Bergy to save them both.

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    “So, then.” Marcus stood up grinning. “If Marchy walked in here and for all intents and it looked as if we were making out, he’d be cool with that?”

    Marcus is very surprised to find out that Bergy and Marchy are not dating, given that they act like a married couple 24/7. Worse still, Bergy is pining and so Marcus has to be the hero the two idiots deserve if not the one they need.

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    “It’s a simple question,” Brad replied, a little impatient at having to repeat himself. “When I get a hundred points in a season, will you take me out on a date or no?”

    Or, Brad gets Patrice to make him a promise after his first NHL call-up. Almost a decade later, Patrice--who is not gay, mind you--finds himself planning a date with his best friend.

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    When, Bergy asks Brad to dog sit while the team is on a roadie, Brad doesn't need much convincing to say yes. And really what can go wrong staying over at your linemate-slash-bff-slash crush's house all by yourself?

    In which, Wilson is a dog on a mission, Bergy has secrets that are slightly creepy, and Brad wonders whether he dares to hope.

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    bergy/marchy drabbles and prompt fills from tumblr

    Ch1: fluff + "I don't care if you are 4 or 40 you just don't hit people"
    Ch2: fluff + "did you make that noise" aka snippet of the ghost au
    Ch3: fluff + of suspensions and cuddles
    Ch4: angst + "I think you should leave" aka protective!bergy
    Ch5: fluff + "can you stop kicking me?" aka bergy has a pimple and brad really wants to pop it
    Ch6: fluff + the perfect date in the public gardens aka snippet of the mob au
    Ch7: angst + of trades, home, and goodbyes
    Ch8: fluff + things you said with too many miles between us aka snippet of hunting trip fic!!!
    Ch9: fluff + things you said when we were the happiest we ever were
    Ch10: fluff + things you said after you kissed me

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    Non-bergy/marchy hockey drabbles from tumblr.

    Ch1: Tuukka/Anton: When Tuukka suffers from an unfortunate curse Anton is still there to make sure he gets his cuddles
    Ch2: Marchy/Tuukka: Tuukka has a nightmare and is full of rage. Brad comforts him.
    Ch3: Krej & Pasta: Krej doesn't want to adopt any rookies, not even if they are talented incredible and currently down with a pesky cold.
    Ch4: Matt/Charlie: Matt bakes some cookies for Charlie's parents
    Ch5: Tuukka/Jaro: Tuukka comforts Jaro after a tough loss

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    “So uh,” Brad says and his smile has shifted now from concerned to slightly embarrassed. “There is something you should now. When you were still in the ICU they said that the only people allowed to see you for more than five minutes were family. So uh, I might have told your family and the nurses that we were engaged.”

    When Patrice wakes up from an illness to hear Brad told people they were engaged so he would be allowed to stay by his side, he does the only natural thing and asks Brad to tell him everything he told his family about their 'engagement' so that they are on the same page if anyone asks.

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    People say miracles are only heaven’s domain. Brad has long known both people and heaven are full of bullshit.

     

    Brad is a demon, Patrice is an angel and unlikely as it is, they have found they make the perfect hunting partners. And then a hunt goes wrong.

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    The England National Team has a new manager, and the new manager has ideas --as all new managers do-- that will definitely surely absolutely turn the team around this time and do it for good. Except this time the idea revolves around encouraging teammates to bond through not-so-random rooming assignments.

    Otherwise known as, is this Soviet Russia why am I being made to share quarters with a bloody Scouser I will have none of it AU

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    When his colleague Brad is sick with the flu but is also refusing to go home Patrice has to take the matters into his own hands to make sure he gets the rest he needs.

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    “You are hurt,” the angel says and the rib Danton must have broken stabs him at the words, “let me carry you.”

    Danton nods. If he had any shame it melts at the angel’s smile; there is something unspeakably beautiful about it, something positively mesmerizing and the angel’s arms hold a surprising amount of strength for how slim they are as they scoop Danton up and fuck- maybe he died in the attack and this is what his heaven is like.

    He wakes up panting. His cock is hard and wet with precome and it is said you have seen every face that appears in your dreams somewhere in real life but he is pretty sure it isn’t supposed to be the face of his friend and teammate and- Fuck.

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    Brad tells them, and he tells himself, he did what he had to do to earn a spot in the league, that being a pest was the only way to get his foot in the door.

    He tells them and he tells himself all of North America could hate him and it would be of no matter as long as he has the city’s love on his side, (and Bergy’s love too, though he doesn’t tell them that).

    He manages to convince himself on both counts most nights.

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    Brad decides to throw out an old favorite t-shirt because it's outlived its use and grown very scratchy. Patrice has many feelings about this.

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    Between the two of them terrible decisions, or decisions that seem great in the moment and later turn out to have terrible consequences are almost exclusively Brad’s domain, so his surprise is understandable when Bergy shows up at his door one sunny November afternoon, soaked from head to toe and shivering violently.

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    When Brad gets attacked by a magical creature whose bite carries a deadly poison he knows his days are numbered. King Patrice has other ideas.

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    “You are a good captain,” Geri says after a moment. He goes for the ironic but there is enough there to make Sergio stop in his tracks for a second.

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