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    Jason decides to go to college. He thinks South Carolina is far enough away from Gotham that his family will leave him alone. He’s wrong.

    (or: 5 times Jason's brothers visit him at college and one time Bruce comes too)

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    14 Jan 2020

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    13 Jan 2020

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    In which an argument about Dickens leads to a Twitter scandal, broken bones, midnight conversations, and transatlantic longing.

    (Or, an AU with Arthur and Merlin as moderately famous authors.)

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    12 Jan 2020

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    “I was wondering if you might come home with me.” Merlin stops mid-rant and stares at him, and then down at his panini again, and back at Arthur. This is a panini of lies and pain. He can tell already.

     

    “For Christmas? I’ve got an uncle and a mother and a sister waiting for me at home, in case you hadn’t remembered, I’m not going home with you just because you’re a workaholic.”

     

    “No, it’s. My mum might be under the impression that we’re a little bit married.”

     

    In which Merlin gets conned into spending Christmas with Arthur's family and pretending to be his husband, because somehow this is his life.

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    12 Jan 2020

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    Arthur gives Merlin a plastic ring as a joke. But what nobody knows is how much Merlin really likes wearing it. Modern AU with lots of pining.

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    12 Jan 2020