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a perfectly willing sacrifice by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Feb 2021
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Later that night, when neither he nor Aziraphale are sleeping in the advisor’s small hut, but rather getting quickly and efficiently smashed on some stripe of primitive alcohol so potent he’s pretty sure they could breathe fire with it, Crowley gets up the courage to ask what, exactly, the mountain spirit does to the sacrificial virgin peacemakers.
“He, uh—well. You know. It’s...rather quite unsavory to talk about, dear. I’d rather not.”
“Thisss is going to be me up there tomorrow, you bloody nit,” Crowley slurs, slamming his cup down on the table. “I need to know before I’m in the thick of it, don’t I?”
Aziraphale looks visibly flustered, but attempts to press on. “The ritual entails….a special cleansing of your womb prior to the mountain spirit’s arrival. I’ll have to perform—hic!—the proper rites and blessings, you see. It’s something of a tedious process, all in all.”
“I beg your fucking pardon!” Crowley half-shouts, suddenly a touch more sober than he was mere moments ago. “MY WOMB?”
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With Plenty of Room to Grow by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jan 2021
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The ward around the garden has cracked and fallen, burnt out through the angel’s onset exhaustion, but there’s no living creature for a hundred kilometers who has turned an eye or ear in the direction of the little blue cottage on South Downs.
“My dear,” Aziraphale says, tipping his head forward to rest against Crowley’s chest, and then can’t seem to say much more.
“Blimey,” Crowley rasps, laughing a little hoarsely in spite of it all. “I think I just caught pregnant.”
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- Part 2 of Eden Verse
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The large merman grins almostly wickledy behind his mask. “You can call me Hank, by the way,” he says. “Suppose we’re in this shit show together now, huh?”
Connor doesn’t know if he’s ever heard that phrase before and files it away for later. “You have a peculiar way of speaking,” he says, but Hank seems unbothered by it, blinking indifferently. “If you’re imprisoned,” Connor tries again, “where was it they took you from?”
“The Big O,” Hank says, obviously trying to be funny even though Connor doesn’t quite know what he means. He doesn’t think this situation is funny at all.
“Where’s that?” he asks, and Hank laughs outright in a rush this time.
“The ocean,” he says, incredulous. “Where else?”
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good boy by blackeyedblonde for minttupiirakka
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
18 Aug 2020
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Based on reader request: Hank gets his dick sucked at work and Connor gets a touch more than he bargained for after they wrap up his thigh piece. There's some daddy kink afoot, but only verbally, and between consenting adults who are established and comfortable in their relationship. The rest is gravy because HankCon with tattoos is never not hot as all hell.
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“This is just surreal,” Lydia says, eyes glazed over. “It’s so surreal I feel totally calm now. Like, everything just may as well happen, y’know? My whole reality has been upended as it is. I’m talking to a gryphon.”
Sky tips their head to watch her for a long moment before going back to their grooming, this time licking the sleek fur on their hip. “You came here for something,” they say plainly. “Perhaps you don’t understand what it is, yet.”
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- Part 6 of ✨Babies, Beasties, and Breeding Kink✨
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✨Babies, Beasties, and Breeding Kink✨ by blackeyedblonde, Space_Cadet_Blues
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Original Work
20 Jun 2020
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Eden Verse by blackeyedblonde
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jan 2021
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After the Near End of the world, Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally fall headfirst into parenthood together. They start with one miraculous little child, and then decide to branch out and grow their family in the comfort of a cottage on South Downs.
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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Bookmarked by blackeyedblonde
26 Feb 2021
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"There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"
"I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.
Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"
"What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.
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Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.
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24 Feb 2021
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Given Unsought by childrenofthesun for MaySparrow
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2020
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There are certain desires of Crowley's that he much prefers to keep hidden, for fear of scaring off the person he loves most.
Aziraphale gently teaches him he has absolutely nothing to fear.
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25 Dec 2020
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fatherhood, again by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Dec 2020
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Din gives Grogu up, and the Force repays his sacrifice.
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23 Dec 2020
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The Mermaid and the Fisherman by DictionaryWrites, Johannes_Evans
Fandoms: Original Work
26 Oct 2020
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A young man fleeing home has taken up residence in an old fishing cabin on the west coast of Scotland. He is observed, very closely, by a mermaid from beyond the maerl beds nearby.
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- Part 11 of Magic Beholden
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20 Dec 2020