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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Bill and Ted take a week at Missy's beach house for a most excellent Wyld Stallyns writing retreat - but when it turns out the place is a lot smaller than they expected, and only has one bed, things sort of take a turn.

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    17 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Fucking was what they did best.

    Now that they had been reprogrammed and didn’t have to kill their totally gross good selves, they had to find something else to occupy their time.

    They had discovered fucking and never looked back.

    It felt like something they were made to do. Pulling hair and scratching skin and choking each other out satisfied that deep, inner need for evil.

    Evil Ted never felt more satisfied than when Evil Bill was inside him.

    But there was something building.

    Something terrible and frightening, something that made him flinch when he tried to examine it too closely.

    Something that compelled him to do stupid things.

    Things like, staring at the smooth line of Evil Bill’s throat while he worked above him, grunting and flushed.

    It looked—

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    13 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Herbert pulled away from the kiss and looked the other man in the eye.

    "Dan, I think it's best that you know, I've never done this before." He stated honestly.

    "What, with a guy? Me neither, it's-"

    "No, I meant-with anyone."

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    09 Mar 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    After the world ends, Bill and Ted survive, together.

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    09 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Hey Bill,” Ted says, “do you know how to draw a horse?”

    “No dude, why would I need to know how to draw a horse?”

    “For the logo, dude! Now that we have a triumphant band name, we need a triumphant logo.”

    “I guess we haven’t done the horse unit in art class yet.” Bill says, “But I can totally learn how to draw a horse.”

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    05 Mar 2021

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