bisexualandready2die
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Ant-man Went Up the Butt- Now What? by bisexualandready2die
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Mar 2020
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In this version of Avengers: Endgame, Ant-Man went directly into Thanos' asshole and all of our faves are alive! Yes, even Natasha. Yes, even Loki. This is a series of one-shots from that universe. Mostly fluff and humor. This will not get spicy... probably.
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Thor wants to ask Bruce out, but first he must get abs. On his fitness journey, while he get abdominal muscles? Or something more? -
Let’s Pretend Season Seven Never Happened by bisexualandready2die
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Sep 2018
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I improved it.
When you watch Voltron, do you think, this needs more awful jokes? Well here you go my friend.
I made this very gay cause I could.
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Season Six Could Have Been Better by bisexualandready2die
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Aug 2018
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Season Six was a masterpiece, but face it. It could have been better. Never fear for I am here! Have you ever wondered what the season would be like if the staff was high while creating it? It might be something like this!
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I wrote a poem for Lance's birthday as a joke and my friend said it was good so here it is! I just want to share my love for the best boi in the universe.
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This is my extremely detailed awesome season five rewrite that's 100% not something I wrote in five minutes that sucks.
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Nedzu isn't fond of many humans, but he was rather fond of strategy games, one of which led him to meet a rather curious and interesting human with the username of "Greenbean." He found himself looking forward to their games, until one day, he got a shocking realization that Green was not only a child, but a bullied one, and suddenly he had someone to protect.
And if he taught the child how to take over the world in the process, well, he was Nedzu, after all.
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- English
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- 37,851
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- 13/?
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Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
06 Apr 2021
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Of all the quirks in existence, it HAD to be the one with the most awkward activation method ever: kissing. But Izuku is nothing but determined, and even with a quirk that lands him into more embarrassing instances than necessary, he's still going to be a hero anyways.
AKA, Izuku still faces Quirkless discrimination growing up, terrifies U.A. with his notebooks, reluctantly seduces his classmates, makes everyone whipped, and gets spiritually adopted by Nemuri while Nezu kicks back and relaxes with a cup of Darjeeling as the chaos unfolds.
Oh. And he has villains obsessing after him too. Just what has his life succumbed to?!
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- Part 1 of Lovely
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- English
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- 95,065
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- 20/?
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Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
23 Mar 2021
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i'll be your biggest kept secret and your biggest mistake by sascake
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Apr 2021
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Devastated by his lack of a Quirk and pushed to the limit, fourteen-year-old Midoriya Izuku takes Bakugou's advice and jumps from the roof of their school.
Ten years later, pro hero Todoroki Shouto can't stop running into a vigilante hell-bent on saving people, going after every villain he comes across, and causing a conflict in Shouto like he's never felt before.
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- English
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- 160,131
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- 17/?
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Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
19 Mar 2021
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Alpha John Watson is looking forward to the start of his 4th semester at Durham University where he's studying medicine. After breaking up with his long-term girlfriend Mary, he is ready to have some fun, no strings attached. But then he meets a beautiful, young student who apparently is a genius - and everything changes.
But the student is quiet, reclusive even and he refuses to respond to John's advances which only makes him more fascinating. Will John be able to break the young man's barriers and prove to him that he's not a superficial, patronizing Alpha like so many others, but someone who is genuinely interested in him?
Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
09 Jan 2021
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The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann, firethesound
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2015
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After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the
eighteentwenty dicks.Series
- Part 1 of Dick Chicken
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,638
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
05 Jan 2021