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    (it's more likely than you think)

    Warlock "Lockie" Dowling summons a demon.

    Or, he buys a book off a suspiciously familiar bookseller and is convinced into demon summoning.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    12 Oct 2019

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    Crowley's prank to leave Aziraphale with fake eggs to babysit does not go remotely as planned.

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    10 Oct 2019

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    The discombobulation of it all!
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    In which being discorporated is a little more disorienting that either of them expect.

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    10 Oct 2019

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    Nothing lasts forever and the final Apocalypse can only be delayed for so long.

    There is a school of thought that says you cannot fight fate.

    And another that claims there's no such thing as predestination, only those powerful enough to make your choices for you - if you let them.

    Aziraphale puts both to the test.

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    15 Sep 2019

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    “You know,” Crowley rasped as he struggled to scrape himself off the ground, “I can't shake the feeling that there must be an easier way to go about this.”

    A possible take on the birth of the Arrangement.

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    14 Sep 2019

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    What if Aziraphale and Crowley didn't meet until right before the End of the World? The Guardian of the Eastern Gate and the Serpent have kept their distance for thousands of years, only to finally discover, right before the battle, that neither of them is what the other expected.

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    14 Sep 2019

  7. Public Bookmark 73

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    "I need someone to write me a fic based on a single pun.

    Imagine whoever walking on Azira and Crowley just sitting, maybe cuddling/ sleeping on a couch and asking why the H..eck isn’t the angel fighting and smiting the demon. Then someone else (could be Azira - very smugly) answering that Crowley seems smitten enough to him." —fly-out-of-window-hand-in-hand on tumblr

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    14 Sep 2019

  8. Public Bookmark 81

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    An angel's wings wouldn't do it. Demons still had those, if a bit better groomed.

    It would have to be an angel's halo.

    But angels were fiercely protective of their halos, with good reason. An angel deprived of their halo would never be truly human, but they couldn't do miracles, and their connection with Heaven, their aura, and their overall strength all heavily suffered. Crowley had heard it wasn't painful, just a sense of weakness and vulnerability that was terrifying for an immortal being. For it to ever happen was rare. Angels who took off their own halos always Fell, humans didn't have what was needed to touch them, and demons would never steal a halo. It was whispered that touching a halo- stealing it from an angel- was the worst death a demon could suffer. Worse than holy water.

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    14 Sep 2019

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    In which Crowley sleeps in unusual places, Aziraphale is baffled, and post-apocalyptic Christmases go better than expected.

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    14 Sep 2019

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    In the beginning there were two dumbasses... but they don't look how you expect. Because in a universe where the Snake of Eden never fell, who's job is it to tempt the first humans?

    The demon (oddly familiar, but with a scale or two here and there, dusty blonde hair with dirty roots, odd eyes) putters and grins. “Oh good. Truth be told, I’m a little nervous. First big assignment and all.”

    “I didn’t know demons could feel nervous. Is that just your thing, or...”

    Were all angels this conversational? He couldn't remember, but his fellow demons certainly weren't. It was refreshing to hear full sentences, to be asked about himself.

    “Ah, I’m afraid I’m quite unique in that regard... the others would think me daft if I told them.” The demon answers, curling inward a little self-consciously. The angel suspects the other demons would do a little more than pass silent judgement if they found out. He smiles despite himself, while he carefully stirs the surface of blurry, half-formed memories. Tiny ripples warble outwards.

    *Chapter Three Posted!

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    15 Aug 2019

  11. Public Bookmark 82

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    Sometimes nice young men come to visit Aziraphale's bookshop. Sometimes they bring gifts.

    Sometimes those gifts are plants.

    Crowley and his plants don't like interlopers.

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    15 Aug 2019

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    A fic bingo collection featuring twenty-five, one word prompts. Whole thing is probably best described as "Ineffable husbands stupidity with a hefty dose of gen world building." Summaries for the first thirteen chapters:

    1. Post-Armageddon, Aziraphale hosts two unexpected guests in the shop.
    2. Demons don't take well to pets, much as Crowley might like one.
    3. Five times Aziraphale defended the name "Crowley" and one time his name was spoken back.
    4. Even after 6,000 years they still need a bit of a nudge. Maybe the Bentley can help with that.
    5. After a certain seance Aziraphale is feeling insecure about how much he talks.
    6. Excerpts from A.Z. Fell & Co.'s Yelp page.
    7. Package for Aziraphale, Principality, Guardian of the Eastern Gate.
    8. Aziraphale's molt is upon him. He has to decide what to do with the feathers.
    9. Crowley and an active imagination.
    10. Pepper has some opinions regarding Madame Tracy's new look.
    11. A drunk Aziraphale shows up at Crowley's door.
    12. Wine, a storm, and two distinctly different memories.
    13. There’s one demon in particular who’s interested to know how Crowley survived that bath

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    15 Aug 2019

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    Or:
    Five Times Loki Didn't Save the World (And One Time He Did)

     

    When Loki's world falls apart around him, he learns that sometimes you do get a second chance.

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    10 Aug 2019

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    Years before the events of Thor and Avengers, Loki is working as a spymaster for his father the King. Or at least... that's what he thinks he's doing.

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    10 Aug 2019

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    After the events of Avengers Loki comes under the care of one Charles Xavier, who is determined to save him in spite of himself.

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    08 Aug 2019

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    05 Aug 2019

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    Told to “go up there and start some trouble,” Crowley bypasses humanity and goes straight for an angel: The Guardian of the Eastern Gate. An AU.

    (Book canon, but TV canon references are there)

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    03 Aug 2019

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    One minor difference in the fabric of history means that, when the time comes, Crowley can’t bring himself to deliver the antichrist. This is a “Raising Adam fic”.

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    03 Aug 2019

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    "You're right, of course," Adam said thoughtfully. "This is just another form of play-acting. But I'm not under the veil of ignorance those philosophers go on about—I know this isn't going to end the way it's written. Makes it hard to act as if I do."

    "Then don't," Jesus shrugged. "You wouldn't know what you did if your part didn't require you to know it. Just go on acting normal."

    "And Ineffability will take care of itself?"

    The Christ toasted the Antichrist with a little pink paper umbrella. "It usually does."

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    03 Aug 2019

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    "And have you?" Aziraphale asked. "Anywhere to be, that is?"

    "I don't suppose I do," Crowley said. "Would you like to go to dinner?"

    "With a demon?" Aziraphale replied, tipping his head a little, his smile still hiding in his eyes. "I probably shouldn't."

    In which Aziraphale definitely does anyway, and soft times are had all around.

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    03 Aug 2019

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