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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    He gets on at Harpenden, you think, although it might have been earlier.

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    25 Jun 2022

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    06 Jun 2022

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    What if Crowley had known in advance about Aziraphale’s ‘Brother Francis’ disguise and talked him out of it?

    And what if Aziraphale had followed Crowley’s example and also gone undercover as a woman?

    It’s an Undercover At The Ambassador’s Residence AU! (The porn starts in chapter three.)

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    04 Jun 2022

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    "Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps."

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem.

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    22 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “Can you tell me something?”

    “Ngk.”

    The Son looked at him curiously. “Why do you speak as if you don’t know what it’s like to love?

    Crawly stared. “What?”

    “You heard me the first time. Why do you speak as if you don’t know what it’s like to love?”

     

    Or: Crawly was tasked to tempt The Son of God in the Wilderness. But when The Son started asking questions about a certain, 4,000-year-old acquaintance, Crawly becomes wary. He was a demon, incapable of love. And for Satan’s sake, he was the Tormentor, not the other way around. One-shot.

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    19 May 2022