billsfangearring
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Written for the prompt: "Can i take that one back?" "Nope, sorry bro."
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- Part 1 of Microfics, Drabbles, and Ficlets
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Microfics, Drabbles, and Ficlets by billsfangearring
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2022
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Thameslink, the 07:29 from Luton by sweet_s0rr0w for ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2022
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He gets on at Harpenden, you think, although it might have been earlier.
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25 Jun 2022
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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
- Part 1 of Pretend For Me
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06 Jun 2022
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The Lady Gardener by jessthereckless
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2020
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What if Crowley had known in advance about Aziraphale’s ‘Brother Francis’ disguise and talked him out of it?
And what if Aziraphale had followed Crowley’s example and also gone undercover as a woman?
It’s an Undercover At The Ambassador’s Residence AU! (The porn starts in chapter three.)
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04 Jun 2022
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Something We Were Withholding Made Us Weak by triedunture for subiteveneinorem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2019
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"Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps."
Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem.
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22 May 2022
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The Temptation of the Serpent in the Wilderness by Enna_Spooky_Trash
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Mar 2021
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“Can you tell me something?”
“Ngk.”
The Son looked at him curiously. “Why do you speak as if you don’t know what it’s like to love?
Crawly stared. “What?”
“You heard me the first time. Why do you speak as if you don’t know what it’s like to love?”
Or: Crawly was tasked to tempt The Son of God in the Wilderness. But when The Son started asking questions about a certain, 4,000-year-old acquaintance, Crawly becomes wary. He was a demon, incapable of love. And for Satan’s sake, he was the Tormentor, not the other way around. One-shot.
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19 May 2022