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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    10 Aug 2022

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    Eddie figures if this is how he goes out, then hell yeah, because it’s the most metal death he can think of. Dying between Chrissy Cunningham’s thighs while she creams on his tongue. Hail Satan, indeed.

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    “Chrissy,” he sounds almost stern, and Chrissy immediately feels herself shrink in a little, "Are you implying you watch pornography?”

     
    or: hawkins’ resident angel chrissy cunningham is drowning in existential dread and decides to buy some weed and make a dirty joke, eddie munson doesn’t let it slide.

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    31 Jul 2022

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    She hears the rustling of wrinkled, written-upon paper and notices that in his lap is one of his campaign notebooks, sees he’s absentmindedly twisting the rings on his fingers and skimming it. Something about his focused gaze, about the way he moves, the fact he was so unbothered talking about the “nitty-gritty" with her that he’s been fucking multitasking, studying some stupid, nerdy game while admitting he’s fucked her friends and describing her as pornographic, meanwhile the conversation took literally everything out of her, felt like she was physically ripping out eighteen years of careful hardwiring from her guts. It’s just flat-out sexy. Chrissy doesn’t know how else to think about it.

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    He looked grungy really, sloppy, unpressed; like he’d never stepped foot in a dry cleaner; like if his shadow had been a tangible object, it would have been wrinkled and creased; like if he were ever at a farmer’s market, forced at gunpoint to differentiate between a rutabaga and a radish, he’d be clueless. He wasn't at all like the Ralph-Lauren, two-cappuccino, metrosexual, BMW, stewardess-screwing carbon-copies she'd been forced to cohabit with at countless luncheons and out-of-town corporate soirees and the occasional, desperate speed-dating function. No, Mike’s guy looked more like the type who’d bend her over this forklift, and fuck her right here and now.

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    10 Jul 2022

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    “You know,” Lydia said. She skimmed her fingertips along the ring of warmth on her neck where his hand had been. “When you deprive someone of oxygen, brain cells start to die at an alarmingly fast rate. This sets off a series of biochemical reactions in aerobic and brain tissues. Then your body works overtime to prevent something called glutamate overload. Whatever it is, I can’t recall the exact name now, creates this semi-hallucinogenic sensation that scientists have found comparable to taking heroin. I’m not actually crazy, you know? I mean, there’s really a lot of pure biology involved. It’s science really. And”—

    He locked his hand over her mouth and pressed down hard enough for nearly every muscle in his arm to quiver.

    “Shut…the fuck…up.”

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    "What is the last thing you remember?"

    Obi-Wan pursed his lips. "I was packing my belongings to prepare for my trip to the AgriCorps."

    The Healer nodded, looking unsurprised but unhappy. "You are not thirteen, Obi-Wan," she said. "Yesterday, you were a thirty-eight-year-old Jedi Master and Council member. Unfortunately, there was something of an accident during your last mission."

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    05 Jul 2022

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi had managed to fall in unrequited, inappropriate love with the same man twice: with his own padawan who considered him a father figure and with his own Master, who was a married man and soon-to-be father. Obi-Wan couldn't decide if he was the most unfortunate person in existence or the most pathetic.

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    Anakin Skywalker is a perfectly normal grad student. He spends his days at the robotics lab, his evenings working at an upscale restaurant and his weekends on inadvisable hookups. That is, until Obi-Wan Kenobi saunters into his workplace and sweeps him off his feet.

    Despite the misgivings of everyone around them.

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    29 Jun 2022

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    Obi-Wan steps into his space conspiratorially. “I think you’re very pretty.” He leans in a fraction. “You have a face that could get a man into a lot of trouble.”

    “I know,” says Anakin. “It’s my face, and I’m always in trouble.”

    *

    Anakin wiggles in closer. “Good idea. Obi-Wan, can I tell you a secret?”

    “Quite easily, dearest, since you’re sitting on my lap.”

    “I’ve never actually read Hamlet. I’ve only ever seen The Lion King and I’ve just been pretending this whole time.”

    “Darling. I know.” Obi-Wan kisses up his neck gently. “You will be surprised to learn that in the original, King Hamlet is not actually killed by a stampede of wildebeest."