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    kara and alex need a third party opinion on an ongoing argument - that third party just so happens to be a phone sex operator that kara can't seem to stop herself from calling over and over again to talk about anything and everything (everything but what she's actually supposed to call for)

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    02 May 2022

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    “It’s a lot easier for me to keep my grip on you when I can actually feel your body.”

    The phrase feel your body said in Kara’s voice rattles around in Lena’s head like a pinball machine, but she manages to shrug her sweater off and throw it somewhere behind them before she can second-guess herself. Kara is looking comfortable in a loose white t-shirt, and when she takes Lena by the waist and puts Lena’s hand on her shoulder the texture of it is light and soft.

    “Let’s start from square one,” Kara says, so kindly that her next words take a few seconds to register in Lena’s brain. She tightens her grip on Lena’s waist, and says with full confidence:

    “Dancing is a lot like sex.”

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    Against her better judgement, Lena agrees to compete on Dancing with the Stars. When her chemistry with Kara gets misconstrued by the press, there’s obviously only one solution.

    AKA, a Dancing with the Stars/Fake Dating AU.

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    18 Apr 2022

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    All Lena Luthor wants to do in life is to be in love. She has everything she could ever dream of - heiress to a large fortune, the career she's always wanted, and adoring friends - but love is the one area of her life she's always failed at. Falling in love at the drop of a hat, she finds herself always a little bit heartbroken, with a string of one-night stands, flings, and failed relationships in her wake. It's not for lack of trying but they just never seem to stick.

    When she meets a stranger in a bar, she's certain this time she's found the one, but Kara Danvers is strangely immune to her charm and so aloof that Lena can't help but fall head over heels with her and the thrill of trying to sweep her off her feet. But love is rarely simple and things are never as easy as they seem.

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    13 Apr 2022

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    “Here you go,” the woman handed Lena her drink politely, just as an assistant called out from the adjoining corridor "Miss Danvers, you’re on in three.”

    Then Lena had to watch in horror as the woman in front of her slipped on a leather jacket over her black t-shirt and picked up an acoustic guitar out of a case hidden behind the sofa.

    Lena turned back to look at Sam in horror, “Did I just…?”

    “Yep,” Sam nodded slowly, “You just asked one of the hottest new popstars in America to fetch you a drink.”

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    The only thing the public know about Academy-nominated actress Lena Luthor is what she wants them to know: she doesn't do public appearances, rarely does interviews, definitely doesn't do social media. And then a bubbly, bisexual pop sensation who shares what she ate for breakfast steps into her life, and everything spins out of control.

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    13 Apr 2022

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    “Your car.” Powder said, a thoughtful pout to her face. Her eyebrows raised slightly. “If you make my sister dateable, I’ll help you finish that car.”

    Caitlyn stared back at her, ears burning, at the absolutely absurd request. No one, no one on this green earth, could make the infamous disaster that was Powder’s sister dateable. It was absolutely ridiculous to think anyone would want to date the girl who insisted her birth name was Violence no matter how anyone prettied her up. It was a doomed project and she should say as much.

    “You got a deal,” she said instead.

     

     

     

    Teen!Caitvi but make it a 00’s romcom

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    22 Feb 2022