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Castiel says, budging over to make room for Dean on the couch, “I thought we should have a serious talk about our relationship.”
Reflexively, Dean laughs.
Castiel does not.
“Uh, Cas... you know we’re not dating, right?”
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“Dream summoning?” Sam repeats as Dean floors it. “Cas, most of the stolen stuff works for dreamwalking. What do you mean, summoning?”
Over the phone, Cas answers, “With the proper enclosed space and spell ingredients, he’ll be able to manifest the contents of his last dream. They won’t last long, an hour at the most, but the manifested ingredients only need to be real for enough time to carry out the second spell. And I’d be very surprised if the contents of that dream didn’t include back-up. He could manifest an entire army. Whatever you do, don't let him bleed on the offering.”
“Got it,” Dean confirms, taking a turn far more quickly than his baby wants. “I’ll just tackle the guy. He doesn’t bleed, we’re good.”
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Naturally, Dean bleeds instead.
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When pressed upon to mate for a political alliance, Commander Castiel dares to refuse his king. As “I do not wish to mate at all” is clearly the wrong thing to say, Castiel takes the other path and lies. “You must know my affections lie elsewhere, my king.”
King Michael studies Castiel’s face long and hard. Then, with a nod, he snaps his fingers, pointing to Castiel. “The Winchester omega.”
“Yes,” Castiel says with no real recollection of who that is.
The ruse of an unavailable omega works well enough, right up until that omega is no longer unavailable. Then, with what seems to be his entire nation cheering him on toward victory, Castiel must enter the melee to win his mate. Backed by allies, training, and his own natural talents, the only question is how well he can contrive to fail.
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A few months into his relationship with Castiel, Dean finally receives an eagerly awaited package.
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“I bet you... that I can get laid tonight before you can get a single kiss. We pick each other’s targets.”
Dean bites his lip in the vain attempt to not burst out laughing. “Uh-huh,” he says. “Sure, Sammy. Someone single and actually attractive, sure.”
“Deal?” Sam says. “A kiss on the mouth, no cheating.”
Still pushing down a laugh, Dean offers his hand across the table. They shake. “Deal. Okay, who am I going for?”
Sam smiles wider than the devil that once possessed him, and answers: “Cas.”
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- Part 35 of Tumblr Fic
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Tumblr Fic by bendingsignpost
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Sherlock (TV), Supernatural
29 Jun 2020
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Fics prompted on tumblr, not necessarily related to each other.
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Hank and Connor, attempting a relationship. Sometimes, the warm fuzzies inside are a bit more like gnawing beasts, but you get what you get.
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“The natural environment of the human soul is a human body,” Cas says. “Humans have yet to meet a foreign substrate that they don’t immediately attempt to colonize. My form in Hell was not an exception.” Then he shuts his mouth very deliberately and gestures back to Dean like his mic is going live in three, two.
“Or the bit where my soul gave you some kind of STD?” Dean finishes.
“It was a poor analogy. I apologize.”
“So what’s a better one?”
Castiel drums his fingers for a second. “It’s more like…the way a parasitic jewel wasp injects a cockroach with venom, and transforms it into a willing host for wasp larvae.”
“Holy shit are you ever bad at this,” Dean says, with that signature brand of fond horror he special-orders just for Castiel, Angel of the Gourd.
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All’s Well That Ends Well by AloeAloe
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
09 Aug 2019
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To the general disappointment of his family, Bertie Wooster was born an omega. After enduring his dreaded Aunt Agatha’s best efforts to pair him off, he has all but given up on love and resigned himself to the life of a perpetual bachelor.
However, this is the story of how Bertie Wooster discovered how love conquers all, even failed dinner parties, drunken mishaps and carnivorous aunts.
Complete.
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12 Jan 2021
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Jeeves stiffened. He trembled. He quivered like a ukulele string that had just been plucked by Lolly Lucas, the Ukulele Queen of the music hall.
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All the Spinach You Can Eat by Franzeska for leaper182
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
18 Dec 2019
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A man finds himself at the mercy of a valet who destroys his engagements, his wardrobe, and then his self esteem. Bertie thinks it's jolly good pornography but wonders what it's got to do with him.
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11 Jan 2021
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Period Piece by thimblefullofdespair
Fandoms: 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… - 山口悟 | My Next Life as a Villainess - Yamaguchi Satoru (Light Novels), 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Anime)
07 Oct 2020
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At age nine, Katarina Claes makes a horrible realization about a particular convenience of the modern world that Sorcier sorely lacks.
So she decides to fix it.
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04 Dec 2020