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    “You should make a Tinder account for campaigning,” Nie Huaisang says.

    Wei Ying chokes out, “What?”

    “Sounds like an absolutely terrible idea,” Jiang Cheng says flatly.

    “No, it’s a great idea!” Nie Huaisang insists. “You just swipe right on everyone and then send them a message about how they should vote for you. You’re hot, Wei Ying! People will definitely match with you and then you can swoop in and hit them with the politics!”

    “I don’t even have Tinder,” Wei Ying protests. He’d downloaded the app in first year but had quickly deleted it after a girl responded to his message of wanna get a drink with yeah sure, what time?

    “That can easily be fixed,” Nie Huaisang says.

    Wei Ying downloads Tinder to help him campaign for his student union election. He gets a little more than he bargained for.

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    21 Mar 2022

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    Ah. The Asshole Dog is loose again. Lan Zhan knows that it is not the dog’s fault for being an asshole, but The Asshole Dog is the reason Lan Zhan had a fence put in at a significant personal expense, because the alternative was allowing his garden to be destroyed and for Bunny to be menaced on her leashed outdoor adventures. Unacceptable. The Most Beautiful Man in the World cringes at the barking, scooting further away from the door through a sea of a dozen broken eggs and leaving a yolky trail in his wake.

    “Fuck,” he whimpers, curling into a ball, both hands wrapped around the back of his neck as if to—as if to protect himself, Lan Zhan realizes. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, please—” The Most Beautiful Man in the World begs, voice ragged. He’s definitely hyperventilating now, from what Lan Zhan can tell between the audible sobs. There’s another bark from outside, and The Most Beautiful Man in the World flinches bodily, making a terrified sound that Lan Zhan feels behind his ribs.

    Or: A meet ugly, a dog, and the beginning of something wonderful.

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    01 Feb 2022

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    When the entire cultivation world turns against Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng comes up with a plan to save him and arranges a marriage between his brother and the Second Jade of Lan, Lan Wangji.

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    21 Jan 2022

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    Lan Zhan had always been cold to him, even before their marriage was arranged. On their wedding night, he didn't even remove the mask that had veiled Wei Wuxian all his life, and withdrew into his own, separate room. Two years passed like that. Scarce communication. Going months without seeing each other. Barely even glancing at one another. Lan Zhan didn't even know what his own husband looked like.

    It was okay at first—a mutual understanding, a shared desire to be left to their own devices. Wei Wuxian would even say their arrangement was peaceful. But that illusion is shattered when his masks slips off his face.

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    12 Jan 2022

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    It’s 1963. Five friends and one stranger gather for a cruise around the Mediterranean. Jiang Yanli, a spirited socialite from Hong Kong, stumbles onto a dangerous secret involving her brother Wei Ying. Sucked into a game of cat and mouse, she must rely on her friends and family to help stay one step ahead of a new enemy who threatens Wei Ying's safety and happiness. But the deeper she gets into the game, the more she realizes the people she thought she knew might have secrets of their own.

    A spy/heist AU for the MDZS Reverse Big Bang 2021!

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    27 Dec 2021

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