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    dark horse - noun
    1. a candidate or competitor about whom little is known but who unexpectedly wins or succeeds.

     In the process of discovering Jonny has a huge dick, Patrick realizes more than a few things about himself - and turns their entire relationship upside down.

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    24 Mar 2021

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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    23 Mar 2021

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    20 Mar 2021

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    12 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    this fic series now has an accompanying TWITTER AU HERE: @longlistau

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    11 Mar 2021