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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Following her imprisonment at Malfoy Manor, Luna is left without the items that make her feel like herself. Hermione knows just how to help.

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    18 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Harry and Draco have to stay over at their friends' places for a few weeks, since the renovation of the Grimmauld Place hadn't been completed by the time they were back from their honeymoon. That creates a slight issue with being intimate but the newlyweds are nothing if not creative...

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    07 Oct 2020

  3. Rec 1

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    Waterspout. Earth shaker. Fire rod. Dong with the wind. Long ago, like, yesterday, Garrett lived in harmony with his partners at the sex arena he frequented after work. Then everything changed when Tristan appeared. Only Garrett, masterful as he was with all activities dick-related, could stop him, but when the audience wanted more, he couldn’t win. Although his skills are great, he has a long schlong way to go before he’s ready to win against Tristan.

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    06 Oct 2020

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    FUNNY AF

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    A scene in which Harry Potter refuses to take his husband on holiday because he's a vampire, and being a vampire out in the world is a dangerous business. Especially if that vampire is a smart-mouthed Draco Malfoy.

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    23 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    《Through the Eye of the Storm》 was a novel that followed Xuan Lang, a mature and hard-working young man as he braved the cultivation world, carrying on in the righteous path with what remains of his sect as the wulin accuses them of setting ablaze their own sect. 89 chapters long, it started out as a story about keeping your heart despite everything.
    Then on chapter 73, the author blackened him. The author dropped the novel 16 chapters later.

    Shen Jing: W-wait, what happened?!

    [Assistant 51C: Welcome, Shen Jing, to the 《Together We Can Stuff Community Initiative》! It's a lie, that's not the project name. But what do you think about fixing the entire second half of this novel, eh?]

    Shen Jing: But I've never written things before...

    [Assistant 51C: Silly you. That's what I'm here for, your in-house editor. All you need to do... is live in there and guide them, as one of the characters!]

    Shen Jing: Wait, that's even worse!

    I'm terrified of talking to people!!!

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    23 Sep 2020

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