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  1. Summary

    Karkat Vantas is 17 years old, a mutantblood troll stuck on an alien planet, and lives in a trailer park with his deadbeat dad and overworked mom in New Jack City. This series is his story along with everyone else's in the trailer park. Contains several scenes of confusing alien mythologies and religions, urban grittiness, questionable morality, crime lords, family secrets, quadrant vacillation, betrayal, xenofetishization, heartbreak, friendship, love, loyalty, joy, hope, and Davekat.

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  2. Summary

    A series of short stories and other original works all describing the various creatures within American mythology, from cardiff giants to swamp monsters.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Stay on Earth long enough and it's impossible not to be immersed in the culture, to meet the people, and to feel deeply when someone who touched so many lives passes. Trailbreaker has mourned a number of Earth's icons, but some feel closer to the spark.

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    04 Aug 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Shockwave: should rest.”
    Shockwave didn’t turn his attention away from his console. “Illogical.”
    “Emergence protocols: activated. Shockwave: must conserve energy for sparkling’s arrival.”

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    14 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Starscream's not falling for Skywarp's stupid mind games a second time around.

     

    "I agree with Optimus," Prowl was stood with his arms folded, his pede taping impatiently. "Starscream should take this outside so we can continue uninterrupted-"

    "He's not giving birth out in the fragging woods, Prowl!" Ratchet snapped, face reddened with anger.

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    14 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Starscream learns he's sparked on the morning of the first Autobot-Decepticon peace talk. Everyone and their Prime get involved.

     

    "Soundwave, we have a much bigger crisis going on in here!" Skywarp pointed insistently at Starscream. 

    "A bigger crisis than the ongoing war?" Prowl asked flatly. 

    "It's an unplanned pregnancy, Prowl!" Sideswipe exclaimed, "Crisiseses don't get much bigger than that!" 

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    14 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    "Just admit you screwed up!" Skywarp pointed, "You're always talking like you're some kinda genius, like me and TC are your dumbaft sidekicks, but guess what? You're the biggest idiot here with your giant, unplanned Mega-sparkling that's never in a million years gonna fit between your legs! Just cuz you got that fancy science degree doesn't mean you're not stupid enough to get knocked up!" 

    Starscream was breathing heavily, his olfactory flaring with every breath. "It's. Not. Megatron's." 

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    Comments:
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    362
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    26
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    14 May 2022

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