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    Looking at SVSSS through the eyes of the universe left behind when Airplane and Cucumber died.

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    28 Nov 2022

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    i spent like 5 hours looking for this. it is 12:49 am on what is, technically, now tuesday morning. i have no regrets.

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    the bats have a sex pollen release form. because of course they do.

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    16 Oct 2022

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    a fucking DELIGHT. somewhat literally.

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    Geralt is just supposed to pass through the quiet Lettenhove area. He's not anticipating being begged by its people to help save their viscount from a curse that keeps him from daylight. Lord Jaskier, they call him, and he's likely dying.

    As Geralt struggles to untangle the ugly web of history that has lead to the increasingly complicated curse, he finds himself spending more and more time with the strange young viscount and wondering just what he might have been before the curse, and who he might be after. But things are not always as they seem, and as the curse tightens its grip on Jaskier, Geralt is forced to face the fear of failing yet another person whose choices were stolen from them.

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    Jaskier is kept from becoming a bard. Geralt finds him anyway.

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    03 Oct 2022

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    fucking awe inspiring

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    "Look, I really didn't mind the fact that I died and reincarnated into Ansatsu Kyoushitsu. I didn't really mind that you gave me a hole in the heart. That was a real dick move, but I didn't complain. So god, Void, whatever, I'm sorry I punched a student. Please recall my demotion into Class E. Please, the moon literally just exploded and I don't wanna be there!"

    Kuma-sensei did not belong here. He knew better than anyone else that he was just an outsider.

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    07 Sep 2022

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    In the lead up to George's move to Florida, and in the first few weeks following his arrival, Dream learns to show how much he cares in new ways. Namely, through food. George responds in kind.

    or, Dream and George fall in love in the kitchen.

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    01 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so, so fucking lovely.