Gifts for aunt_zelda
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“Good,” Elias says, gathering some papers into a leather folder. Casually, he adds, “And bring a plus one.”
“A-- excuse me?”
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Jon needs to find a plus one for a party he has to attend.
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They should have had a talk ages ago. Still, better late than never, right?
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Spinster Juliet is charged with witchcraft. Esteemed Justice Dalton gives her one last chance to confess and save her soul.
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"You've started your mating cycle," Dion said, resting his hip against the wall and bending a knee to hide his inappropriate erection. He was proud of how steady his voice sounded. "I'm guessing that when you said you've been distracted lately, you actually meant insanely aroused. How long has it been since you've last … climaxed?"
Robuche looked shocked, then chagrined as the truth sunk in. "24… 25 days."
"Nearly a month?" Dion gaped. "Why didn't you come to me sooner?"
"That better not have been one of your puns," Robuche scowled.
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Reasons Not To Lie Down And Die by Prim_the_Amazing for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Dec 2020
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That’s when she notices what he has in his lap: a whole entire cat, sprawled across his legs like they’re its rightful throne. The man’s hands are buried in its fur, and Georgie finds herself smirking at the man just a bit as she realizes that she’s found the person who sneaks away from the party to go and cuddle the house pet instead. There’s always one. Hell, she’s done that herself more than once.
“I was just-- I got lost! While looking for the bathroom,” he says all in a defensive rush. He literally looks off to the side like a shamefaced kid, a guilty look flashing over his face as he, almost absolutely for one hundred percent of a fact, lies to her.
“I see,” she says. “Do you want for me to show you where it is?”
“N-- no, no thank you. That’s alright. I’ll manage on my own.”
“Okay,” she says.
She stands there. He stays crouched there on the floor, clearly trying not to fidget. She doesn’t make any move to leave. Neither does he. He looks at her, looking so uncomfortable that it almost resembles pain.
“... I don’t want to move her,” he finally admits sheepishly. One of his hands smooths over the cat in his lap, and she gives an approving purr.
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He’s already going to Hell, what difference does one more crime make?
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Like a cross between Pygmalion and Frankenstein, Edna has created her perfect man.
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Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace by Prim_the_Amazing for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Nov 2020
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“Oh, no,” Sasha says, in a horrified, delighted sort of way.
“Okay, now I’ve gotta see this,” Tim says, getting up as well.
Martin gets close enough to see the title printed out on the cover in big, blocky text. Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace.
Tim lets out a bark of laughter as soon as he comes close enough to see it. Jon is holding the book like it’s a piece of garbage he’d very much like to drop into the bin before going to wash his hands, touching it as little as possible.
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The Archives crew stumble across a Leitner.
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well you look kinda tasty to me by smallprotector for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Dr. Carmilla (Musician)
10 Nov 2020
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Raphaella and Dr. Carmilla investigate the particulars of Carmilla's immortality, but Raphaella might have overestimated how easily she can keep Carmilla under control.
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“Perhaps we can ply you with timber?” the mayor asked, “Or ale from the tavern.”
Kelsey hummed, looking around the port, bored. It was a lovely port. It would be a shame what she would order one of her captains to do to it.
“I have a daughter, Mia! You could take her!” the mayor finally said, his voice catching a little at the end. That got Kelsey’s attention.
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"Your input is not needed," Theodoric growled.
Elidyr gasped, hearing the sound of the whip-cracking against his own skin before he felt it. Pain laced up his spine. He gasped for breath. His back arched as Theodoric struck him again.
"You're no longer a prince," Theodoric hissed. "You're no longer worth the dirt on my shoes," He struck again.
A startled gasp escaped Elidyr's mouth. He shifted on his toes trying to get farther forward, but Theodoric struck again.
"You belong to me," Theodoric continued,
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“Now I’ll give you two options, either One you can leave of your own volition, and I recommend you take a hard reconsideration of your life and what led you to throwing your life away in the name of, what? Patriotism? The greater good? Or Two we can fight, but trust me I will win against a whelp like you.”
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The door opens almost before he’s done knocking, his arm still in the process of lowering. A woman opens it. Petite, dark skinned and smiling politely at him.
“Hello,” she greets him pleasantly.
“Ah,” Jon says. She is absolutely not a blue eyed man with a Lichtenberg figure scar crawling up her neck. She is about as far from it as it is possible to get. “I-- excuse me, I must have gotten the wrong address, mixed the numbers up.”
“No, you didn’t,” she says reassuringly. “I think this is exactly where Jude Perry wanted for you to end up. Shouldn’t have made her angry, Jon. Come inside.”
Jon steps inside.
He hadn’t made the decision to step inside.
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Everyone who made a living in deep space knew they were gambling with their lives every time they set out.
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“I would very much like whatever you would like,” Emmeline means this genuinely.
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for Space is cold, and your smile is so warm by smallprotector for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Aug 2020
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It's Bee's first solo mission, and she's nervous. But the ship's AI is there to guide her, in any way she needs.
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The First Taste by AceQueenKing for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 - Malloy
30 Aug 2020
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Natasha is panting hard, looks caught as if she wants to bolt back to the countryside or jump to Hélène's bed and can’t quite decide which would be the safer choice. Her breasts are heaving most magnificently, even in the dress she's chosen.
"I do believe you shall make me miss most of my own ball," Hélène says.
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Locked Away by Anonymous for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album), The Mechanisms (Band)
30 Aug 2020
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After the train was built, Odin shouldn't have any reason to keep Loki around- but she does look so good, tied up and desperate.
(It's smut. Please heed that tags!!)
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happy as can be, falling into you, falling into me by pleasekalemenow for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
18 Aug 2020
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When the Prison Mechs discover that Lyf has no plans for their birthday, Marius decides to make a present of himself.
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Title is from "Birthday" by Selena Gomez.
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Caduceus gingerly cuts off a small piece and puts it in his mouth. It's tender and well-salted, with a faint tang of blood underneath, but not altogether unpleasant. It gives easily under his teeth as he chews and swallows, and before he's quite aware of what he's doing, he begins to cut off another piece. And another.