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  1. Rec *

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    Steve and Bucky figure out how to play in the NFL and how to live 800 miles apart.

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    19 Aug 2016

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    “I’m so sorry, I’m gonna help you I promise, just don’t move, fuck, I ran over Captain America–” the man apologized, over and over, and all Steve managed to say was, “You’re really attractive,” before passing out on the guy’s lap in the middle of the road.

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    05 Aug 2016

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    Steve is a wedding photographer in need of an assistant. Bucky is unemployed and in need of a job. Sam and Natasha, in what turns out to be a successful attempt to solve both problems, arrange an introduction.

    In a moment of frustrated brilliance, Bucky sets Steve on the path to incredible popularity and the two of them--and their relationship--on the path to complete obliviousness.

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    31 Jul 2016

  4. Rec 44

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    “Is he single?”

    “Well,” Clint smirks, unable to hide the amusement in his tone, “What if he is?”

    Then shit, it’s about time he pulled that Bucky Barnes charm after letting it settle dust for all these years.

    Steve is the cute stranger who can’t seem to keep his sketchpad closed for more than 10 minutes, and Bucky’s the loser who fights back tears on the subway when he reaches the climax of his favorite book.

    Steve is radiant and gorgeous and with a body that looks like it was crafted from marble.

    And Bucky?

    Well, Bucky’s…Bucky.

    At least they have one thing in common: the c line back home to Brooklyn.

    2/20 update: currently under revision!

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    13 Jul 2016

  5. Rec 57

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    Bucky Barnes owns a successful bakery in Brooklyn. When he hears that Capitol Cakes, a new bakery, is opening up down the block, he gets a little defensive of his territory. Steve Rogers, co-owner of Capitol Cakes, has something to say about that.

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    07 Jul 2016