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    “Look, you great pack of lunatics, there is no one living in this Hobbit hole but me, and it’s been that way since my parents passed. Now for goodness sake, Gandalf,” she said, turning to the Wizard, “would you please explain what is going on?”

    “My dear Hobbit,” said Gandalf, “we were endeavouring to…”

    And it was then that Bilba learnt about a key and a map, a stolen treasure in a lonely mountain and…

    “Do you mean to tell me,” said Bilba, spotting the familiar symbol on the map, “that this is about the dragon?”

    “Well,” said Balin, “yes.”

    Bilba rolled her eyes. “You might have said so earlier!”

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    On the morning Bilbo Baggins leaves on the quest for Erebor for the eighth time, she is two hundred and eighty-one years old. To all the rest of the world, she is fifty-one. Regardless, nobody can ignore the way she confidently blazes the path for the thirteen dwarves trailing behind her, not even their enemies, and especially not Thorin Oakenshield, whose life she is bent on saving even if it kills her, because it already has.

    Time travel fix-it groundhog day style featuring a female Bilbo Baggins.

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    17 Jan 2022

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    To all of Middle Earth, the hobbits of the Shire are known as those who tame dragons. It is to them that Thorin goes for help against Smaug, and it is them he promptly insults because, seriously, whose idea was it to send Thorin to negotiate?

    What it says on the tin! The Quest, now with added dragons cause they make everything better! :D :D

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    12 Jan 2022

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    The Line of Durin fell, and Bilba Baggins felt as if she fell along with them.

    Unable to find peace upon returning to the Shire, she takes to the road and spends her life alone, fighting to protect the weak, training in futility to fight a battle long since won, and to save those long since buried under stone.

    Her road is a lonely one, but one she feels she deserves for her failures to save the ones she loved.

    The One, she loved.

    She once thought she would find peace in death, and in the hope of seeing those she loved in the afterlife, but it seems even that is to be denied her, for as her eyes close in death, they open again - to find herself back in Bag End.

    And the date on the calendar is the day a wizard once appeared, and asked her to join in on an adventure.

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    Once upon a time the Fae walked the lands of Middle Earth.
    Once upon a time a hobbit took a fairy wife, founding an entire bloodline of hobbits carrying traces of fairy blood in their veins.

    Every so often this blood acts up, resulting in a hobbit being born who's just a little bit...different.

    Such was the case with the birth of Bilba Baggins, daughter of Bungo and Belladonna Baggins. She's a little more wild than most, a little more adventurous, and a lot more prone to rescuing long lost dwarven princes from the clutches of vile Necromancers, befriending wargs and aiding in the reclamation of kingdoms from megalomaniac dragons.

    Frerin, son of Thrain, son of Thror is perfectly fine with this. Well, maybe not the befriending wargs part...

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