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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Clint's just being a good landlord, repairing some completely accidental, not even his fault a little bit, he didn't TELL those robots to... Uh. Repairing some damage to Aimee's apartment, when he's banned from IKEA. Look, it could happen to anyone!

    Lots of things happen to Clint that could happen to anyone. They just... don't.

    So he does what anyone would do, if they were an elite secret agent in desperate need of stylish yet inexpensive furnishings: he breaks in to IKEA. He finds the shelving he needs. He also finds the Winter Soldier.

    Record scratch whaaaaaat

    Things... escalate quickly.

    Clint can deal with danger. He can survive the gravad lax. He can escape the ball pit. He can dodge Natasha's disturbing Russian metaphors. But falling for the Winter Soldier?

    Yeahhhh Clint's in over his head.

    TL;DR: Clint finds Bucky living in an IKEA. For reasons. Idiots-to-lovers hijinks ensue.

    Alternately: Clint came here to kick ass and assemble IKEA furniture, and he's allll out of Allen wrenches. Seriously, could someone assemble this furniture for him? Will pay in blow-jobs. Assassin experience an asset. Heh, asset. What, too soon?

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    11 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Bucky, hungover and in a funk, manages to order pizza, squinting at the flyer hanging from his fridge.
    Clint, halfway to drunk, answers his cell and takes the order. He goes to his fave pizza place and delivers pizza to the hot-sounding stranger.
    It’s the best pizza Bucky has ever eaten and the delivery guy was hot and friendly.

    So he saves the number and keeps ordering pizza.

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    10 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Two round belly boys strike off in their own rock sitting scenarios and become internet sensations.

     

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    28 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    “From GrrlTragic: Suddenly all the actual sex toys in the world disappear, what do you use in their place?”
     

    Bucky is grateful he’s locked his arm, because otherwise the camera would’ve tumbled straight out of his grip and onto the floor. He’s staring at Clint in shock but Clint doesn’t seem to notice, just laughing and setting the card aside as he continues to talk.

     

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    What’s a little Wank Off Wednesday between friends?

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    23 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    clint has had a tail for about two days. he tells simone that the tail is his boyfriend. the winter soldier camps out in his house for the next three weeks.

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    17 Aug 2019