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    In 1985, Little Debbie releases their new Christmas tree snack cakes. In 1986, Robin gets the flu, and Steve sets out to cheer her up with festive treats. It's easier said than done.
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    “Yes, Steve. A calamity. Do you know what a calamity is?” he asks with such sickly sweet condescension that Steve has to suppress the urge to shove the little dickhead into an air vent and leave him there this time.

    “Uh, yeah, I know what a calamity is,” Steve scoffs. “Why can’t you just say it normal?”

    “Do you mean ‘normally,’ dipshit?”

    Normally I’d be this close to kicking your ass right now, Henderson; do you have news or not?”

    Dustin nods gravely. "Terrible news."

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    27 Jan 2023