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    In which dragons & ghosts & prejudices are confronted, Merlin wears a hat (twice) and a dress (once), Arthur breaks some crockery (lots), there are more pranks than pillowfights but at least one of each, and many secrets are revealed.

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    16 Oct 2019

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    How not to be a man, and other life lessons from Jack Rackham, quartermaster.

    (or: the origins of Jack + Anne + Vane.)

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    18 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    "Besides," Varric says, "I figured it was my turn to be the love interest."

    "This is not love," Cassandra mutters. "It is barely interest."

    Cassandra has doubts about being in a relationship with Varric (and about the literary records of said relationship.)

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    11 May 2019

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    "Fenris frowned. 'You had not told me she was a mage.' 'He has a thing with mages.'" – Hawke, Fenris and Inquisitor Lavellan talk shop.

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    07 Apr 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    "Zuko! Did you pass out? Is your head that fragile?" The extra weight and awkward positioning of another person added to Sokka's broomstick jolted them precariously.

    Zuko struggled in his grasp, making them list to the side. "No, you idiot. I haven't passed out. Put me down!" he ordered.

    Sokka blew out a breath of relief. "Oh good, you're still an asshole. I didn't injure you to much," he said.

    "Sokka, you just attacked me with a bludger. I'm not going to fall over myself to thank you," Zuko complained.

     

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    Sokka and Zuko compete for the Quidditch Cup during their seventh year at Hogwarts.

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    06 Apr 2019