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    the voltron paladins arent as popular as the avengers, obviously — in fact, no one even knows they exist. but they still radiate the same kind of dumb gay energy like the rest of the world.

    or: pidge somehow manages to connect voltron's communicators onto earth and virtually nothing is the same any longer

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    13 Oct 2019

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    Another scrap of parchment shot out of the cup, a fourth scrap of parchment, which made no sense at all, and the Headmaster grabbed it from the air, unrolling it and reading it quietly.

    The entirety of the Great Hall remained silent. It was as quiet as a tomb.

    “Lance Álvarez?” The Headmaster whispered, and then again, louder. “Lance Álvarez.”

    Wait, what?

    // Lance and Keith have always been battling it out: on the Quidditch field, in the duelling club, for the best marks in Defense Against the Dark Arts, and Keith always manages to come out in the lead.

    Now, the Triwizard Tournament has been announced and Lance knows that Keith is going to beat him for the only open spot, even if he pretends that he thinks otherwise. But it doesn’t quite go the way that Lance expects, and everything changes from there.

    ** updates every other Saturday **

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    13 Oct 2019

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    In which Bella is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Cullen Clan, meet little Miss Positivity.

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    15 Sep 2019

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    boston > boston/camb/brook > housing > apts by owner

    $2-300 Roxbury small room in 3-br 1-bath house, spouse preferred
    (Roxbury)

    Pair of siblings looking for housemate. Due to extenuating circumstances I will share with interested parties, I would prefer a roommate who is willing to get married for legitimate personal reasons that do not include sex or anything sketchy. If not interested in marriage, room still available for $300/month plus utilities. Pets okay, no smokers, NO DRUG USE.

    Please don't just email me to tell me this is fucked up, I know it is, you really don't have to tell me.

    If you are interested in the marriage part, a female spouse is preferred, but male would be okay too. I promise I will explain this if you really want details, but I'm not putting it online.

    Serious inquiries only.

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    04 Jun 2019

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    When Clarke gets invited to her ex's wedding- her CHEATING ex's wedding- she knows she can't go alone. She's not dating anyone, so she has to find a boyfriend, real or fake, fast. Luckily, Octavia knows just the guy.

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    01 Jun 2019