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    MARRIED?”

    “Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”

    “I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”

    “You can’t?”

    “He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”

    “Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.

    “I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”

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    25 Aug 2022

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    “I’m Tim,” he says, though introducing himself to a puppy makes him flush in embarrassment. “Are you hungry?”

    The dog blinks at him, all scared eyes.

    “Where’s your family?” Tim asks. “Did they leave you?”

    (Or: Tim Drake finds a friend.)

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    01 Aug 2022

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    “To whom it may concern, this document establishes R.O.B.I.N, with Duke Thomas-Wayne as its primary representative.” The Wayne bachelor looked up with a curious eyebrow lifted. Duke shrugged. “R.O.B.I.N, which is short for ‘Rescuer-Occupational Bargaining Intermediary Network’, is the official union for all Robin and Robin-adjacent superheroes, vigilantes, caped crusaders, or other persons of extralegal activity. Duke-” He placed the papers down with a sigh. “-are these union papers?”

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    aka i saw a tiktok by emptyjunior about Duke unionising the batkids and wrote the first meeting.

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    31 Jul 2022

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    Well, Tim is resourceful, even if he’s a cat now. Bruce is still on patrol and won’t be back for a while, but Dick and Damian are both at the manor. Tim will make his way there, tap out morse code to explain what happened, and then they’ll get him turned back into regular ol’ Tim.

    All in all, this will just be a minor setback.

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    Tim gets turned into a cat by magic nonsense. His family doesn't figure it out as quickly as he'd like.

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    29 Jul 2022

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    The thing is, Tim is a detective, first and foremost.

    And like most detectives, sometimes he just can’t let things go.

    (Or, how Tim acquires several hundred Superboy t-shirts)

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    07 Jun 2022

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