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    At the south pole, Katara and Sokka returned to their village with only a few small fish to show for their trouble. “Stupid magic water,” Sokka grumbled, while Katara fumed silently.

    Aboard his ship, the banished Prince Zuko admitted with a tired sigh that his search of the southern seas had proven unfruitful. “Tell my uncle...we’re going to try the eastern Air Nomad territories again.”

    Underneath the waves, within his frozen cocoon, the Avatar slept still, and the world continued to move on without him.

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    Aang remains in the iceberg ten years longer. He awakens to a very different world.

    [Now on Book II: Earth]

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    01 Aug 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    A look behind the scenes at the erotic cinematic classic Vampire Tricked in Steam Room, as told from the perspective of director A.J. Crowley and supplemented with journal entries from lead actor Laszlo Cravensworth.

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    Spooky Month comes around and I completely lose my damn mind. Written for Trickey-Boo! 2020, but the blame lies squarely on me.

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    18 Jul 2022

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    “Look, believe it or not, I had no intention of killing the Vampiric Council when I came here,” declares Nadja, sitting alone on the couch. “But Guillermo and I arrived at the first council meeting and did the whole, you know, the whole thing, the first day thing. Introductions and all that, yes hello wonderful to meet you, yes this is my bodyguard, yes he has slaughtered a tremendous number of our kind”--she flaps her hand absently--“normal first day things, you know? It was fine.” She pauses. “It got really fucking weird on the second day.”

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    Nadja and Guillermo seize control of vampiric politics, puppeteer world powers, and have the hottest of hot girl summers.

    Unfortunately, they also really miss the stupid assholes they're in love with. With no way left to find them, they have no choice but to consult an Archivist.

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    18 Jul 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    The one where Nandor's wives do not consent to be on this episode of The Bachelor.

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    18 Jul 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    “You can’t let me die,” Guillermo says, loudly, his gaze heavy with fear. He lifts his hand, and presses it over Nandor’s where it rests on his cheek. “Nandor. Master. Don’t let me die. Please.” His voice breaks on the last word, and he lets out a shivering sob.

    Tears start to prick at Nandor’s eyes, and he turns over his hand to take Guillermo’s fingers in his grasp. He pulls them away from Guillermo’s cheek, and lifts it to his mouth, bowing his head and pressing his lips into the warm skin.

    “Nandor,” Guillermo repeats, voice fading, crackling with tears. “Please.”

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    Vampirism is a curse, and Nandor cares for Guillermo too much to burden him with that.

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    16 Jul 2022

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