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    Crowley has one goal: sell the run-down lodge in the Cascades that his uncle left him in his will.

    He doesn't expect to meet someone like Aziraphale, the kind handyman working on his uncle's property who turns out to be more of an enigma than Crowley first thought.

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    17 Sep 2020

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    Aziraphale doesn’t say anything for a moment. This is usually the part where he withdraws his arm. Instead, his fingers flutter at Crowley’s waist, a split-second pressure that’s gone as fast as it is light. He doesn’t remove his hand. “Why did you sit up?”

    Crowley wasn’t expecting that question. He stutters unintelligibly for a moment, trying to figure out how to ask Was I not supposed to? without, you know, actually saying that.

    (Or: Crowley constantly overthinks, and Aziraphale finally puts his foot down.)

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    15 Sep 2020

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    Crowley never talked about his time as an angel. Aziraphale never asked. But when Hell sends Crowley a package containing his most painful memories, it is Aziraphale who is plunged into the nightmare history of when his beloved friend, the angel who had once been Crowley, was hurled from the Heavens into the bowels of Hell.

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    15 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    There was a customer in the shop, which was odd because the shop wasn’t open. Aziraphale sighed and put his book down. The shop had a mind of its own sometimes and it was always open for someone in trouble. He got up to put the kettle on then went to take a quick look at his visitor, to get an idea of what kind of trouble they were in.

    As it turned out, rather a lot.

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    12 Sep 2020

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    It is a little-known fact that the courting habits of angels and demons are really quite different. This is little-known because neither angels nor demons particularly make a habit of courting. It's slightly more common amongst demons, actually, but that just means that you really don't want to know the details.
    Of course, angels and demons never court one another. With one exception.

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    09 Sep 2020

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    Fourteen years after the last time he saw them, Warlock Dowling remembers moments with his nanny and gardener, and the lasting ways they impacted his life.

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    07 Sep 2020

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    BREAKING: SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY IN DISARRAY AS NEWCOMER UPENDS DOZENS OF ACCEPTED THEORIES
     
    Up and coming British astrophysicist Dr. Anthony J. Crowley has rocked the science world this week with his research that proves many previously-accepted scientific theories about dark matter and the nature of our universe completely wrong. Dubbed the ‘Devil’s Theory,’ Crowley’s research has made the astrophysicist a star practically overnight, and one of the most sought-after scientists in the country.

    “There’s so much you humans don’t understand about the universe, it’s not my fault that I do,” he said in a statement to BBC reporter Jane Smith. “Just you wait!”

    [Crowley can't keep his mouth shut about the stars, and accidentally becomes a famous scientist. Based on this!]

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    01 Sep 2020

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    Aziraphale takes Crowley to the dinosaur exhibit at the Natural History Museum. Alcohol and an unauthorised miracle follow.

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    30 Aug 2020

  9. Public Bookmark 52

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    Aziraphale's struggling in this brave new world of theirs, and Crowley's struggling to help.
    It's all about having the right amount of steel in one's armour.

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    23 Aug 2020

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    AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…

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    23 Aug 2020

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    The handy thing about having a husband with serpentine attributes and the ability to shapeshift is that it really opens things up in the bedroom department.

    Especially when you're as much of a relentlessly horny bastard as Aziraphale is.

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    22 Aug 2020

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    “There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”

    “I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”

    Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."

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    Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.

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    21 Aug 2020

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    It is far too easy, Crowley reflects, to mistake Aziraphale as a helpless, hand-wringing bookshop keeper. It is far too easy to think him prey. Three evil men make the mistake. The angel clenches his fists and there's a crackle in the air. Crowley can read the signs. And he knows how this is going to end.

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    11 Aug 2020

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    Nothing has changed for Crowley since the world didn't end, and that's FINE. Really. The world is still here, his plants are thriving, and he and Aziraphale are still friends. Just friends. Well, maybe one things changed: Crowley doesn't LOVE being alone because then he seems to... think about things. But that's fine. HE'S fine. Everything's fine.

    Then Crowley finds a kitten, abandoned and unwanted and definitely NOT fine. And when he takes it home to help it get better he discovers that he may also... not be totally fine.

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    09 Aug 2020

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    Heaven and Hell decided that as they have their Worst Employee of the Forever sorted, they could shimmy the worse parts of the gig off to them. And being summoned sucks.

    Crowley finds he keeps getting summoned by different people, more often than ever before. This fic is the roughly year and a half period after that failed apocalypse, told only through scenes where Crowley (and one time Aziraphale) have been unwillingly summoned by someone. I will say the real joy of this is that Crowley is pissed off most of the time and Aziraphale is appropriately protective

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    05 Aug 2020

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    Crowley and Aziraphale visit the St James's Park for centuries during their secret meetings, watching the ducks. They don’t really think about the fact that perhaps the generations of ducks are watching them as well, passing on stories and observations.

    Alternatively: four times Crowley and Aziraphale helped their ducks and one time the ducks helped them

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    03 Aug 2020

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    “It’s just us here. Stay with me, yeah?” Crowley’s voice is gentle now, his usually dynamic tenor even and almost hypnotic. Aziraphale inhales sharply, watches as Crowley lays soft kisses across his shoulder, in the crook of his neck, behind his ear. Crowley is observing his reactions in the mirror, serpentine eyes unblinking and utterly fixated.

     

    They live together now in a cottage in a valley. Aziraphale learns to open his eyes. Crowley finds the faith to close his.

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    01 Aug 2020

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    Crowley laughed. “I thought you’d have realized by now. I am no ordinary king.”

    “No,” Aziraphale said. “You certainly are not.”

    or: aziraphale is sent as a gift to the southern king to smooth over trade negotiations. they both find themselves in over their heads.

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    01 Aug 2020

  19. Public Bookmark 66

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    Aziraphale and Crowley, having successfully prevented Armageddon, think they will settle down to a quiet existence of enjoying worldly pleasures and each other’s company.

    Heaven, Hell, and God Herself have other plans. One of them is Ineffable and it is only halfway finished…

    Title from Matthew 5:44

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    30 Jul 2020

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    Village shenanigans AU where neighbours Aziraphale and Crowley are given the runaround by a particularly rude goose.

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    When Anthony J. Crowley moves to a pleasant English village, he expects to begin a peaceful life, gardening and minding his own business. He pretends not to notice his new neighbour, some flamboyant toff named Azira-something, who seems to do nothing but eat, and illustrate birds. But there’s a horrible goose on the loose, and it and its friends are causing a disturbing amount of havoc. Stealing shoes, squashing flowers, unlocking gates, tangling hosepipes... and sending Crowley out of the house with no clothes on in the middle of the night to borrow some underpants from the aforementioned neighbour. The entire population of Lower Tadfield is in uproar over these innocent-looking monsters. Something must be done! If Aziraphale and Crowley have to team up to defeat a gaggle of psychotic geese, so be it. And if they happen to like each other more than expected, so be that, too. What good is a peaceful life without a dear friend, anyhow?

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    15 Jul 2020

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