ailigean

ailigean logo - the girl with the braid saying 'i am literally always uncomfortable', the part of one page comic-strip by sean clark, posted on http://nicecleanfight.tumblr.com/



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    SKSS: This is Jeon Jungkook. Nothing to report. Crossing over dayline currently. Requesting light-hearted conversation with Communications Officer Park Jimin, PhD. Over.

    Ground Control: This is Park Jimin. I am changing shifts with Kim Howon in 20 minutes. What would you like to discuss? Over.

    SKSS: HOLY SHIT YOU REPLIED OH MY GOD IM
    SKSS: Thisis Jeon Jungkook. Apologies for sending previous transmission. I meant to delete it before sending but we hit the wrong button. Is your profile page on the SKSA database relevant? Over.

    Ground Control: This is Park. Yes, the profile is current. No need to stress over your accidental transmission. Over.

    SKSS: Jeon. I have a report due in 48 seconds. Over.

    Ground Control: Park. Yes, you do. Over.

    SKSS: Thank you for conversing with me, Commissions Officer Park Jimin. Over.

    Ground Control: You're more than welcome, Officer Jeon. Please proceed with your report. Over.

     

    Or; Jungkook's been stranded on a space station for 3 years, and Jimin is part of the team bringing him home.

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    22 Nov 2019

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    Everyone loves Hoseok. In particular, everyone loves Hoseok's bed, which always smells nice and is somehow softer than all their other mattresses combined. Taehyung knows this because he had taken it upon himself to investigate the vitally important issue of Most Comfortable Bed in Dorm, especially when he realised he could no longer settle for his own less-than-satisfactory bed after sleeping with Hoseok for the past two months.

    (in which taehyung and hoseok like to sleep together, and jimin is taehyung's no. 1 wingman. also: sexual tension).

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    07 Oct 2019

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    If anyone were to accuse Namjoon of having watched too much porn, he wouldn’t even deny it. In fact, he agrees. In his defense, he’s weaned himself off of the more problematic stuff in recent years and ventured some into erotic fiction, has done his best to educate himself and get a grip on the horny demon living inside him. He thinks he’s gotten better about it, with practice and age. He feels more in control. He’d go as far as to say he has now fostered a healthy sexual appetite while remaining mindful of the disconnect between porn and reality.

    Clearly though, he was very fucking wrong, because all he can think as he watches Jin get down on his knees right in front of him is: blowjob.

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    Namjoon needs to get his dick sucked. Jin volunteers as tribute.

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    12 Sep 2019

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    Seokjin is not looking for a relationship – he’s been there, done that, lesson learned. So when he somehow ends up in a fuck buddy arrangement with supposed one-night-stand Namjoon, he knows that he needs to handle the fling without emotionally compromising himself. He’s definitely got this! (Dear reader, he did not have it.)

    Namjoon dropped the used condom onto the floor – gross – and said, “So, you have issues with sex.”

    Seokjin blinked at the virtual stranger whose bed he was in. “What the fuck? No, I don’t.” He processed the words. “Hey! Fuck you!”

    Click here for Russian translation!

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    06 Sep 2019

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    You know those people who say technology is driving people apart? Yeah, fuck them.

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    03 Sep 2019