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    Yes, I’m writing crossover fanfic of my own universe - https://eldraeverse.com/ - again. (Obviously not canon.)

    And so welcome to the universe in which rather than triggering, Taylor Hebert is contacted by a weakly godlike superintelligence which is curious as to why the universe next door has these _things_ attached to it, rather appalled by what it is able to discern about local conditions for the sophonts unfortunate enough to live in it, and positively delighted to fix this mess with a small gift of its three favorite things: Principles, Science, and Awesomeness.

    Disclaimer: Worm belongs to John “Wildbow” McCrae, and I’m just playing in his sandbox.

    Further disclaimer: I already have one crossover self-fanfic that I’m working on, by which I mean shamefully neglecting, so please be aware that this will be progressing slowly.

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    16 May 2020

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    When a Targaryen is born, the Gods flip a coin. What if Joffrey Baratheon's coin had landed on the other side?

    A sort-of Self-Insert where Joffrey isn't a psychopath.

    Partly inspired by the fourth-wall breaking moments in House of Cards.

     

    "You're just enough of a good person to be a benevolent king, and just enough of a heartless bastard to be a strong one."

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    01 May 2020

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    Eight years after the commencement of hostilities, Colonel Tanya von Degurechaff has finally learned how to battle the irrational forces of hatred, fear and despair that have fuelled and fanned the flames of a global war. But what’s a military prodigy to do in the face of the most incomprehensible threat to reason of all—love?

    Please note that the last chapter of this work is a moving appendix that summarizes the story’s timeline of events, cast of characters, list of omakes and list of illustrations. For this reason, new updates will always be posted as the second to the last chapter. To be clear, the latest updated chapter is Chapter 57. Thanks very much and I hope you enjoy this story!

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    22 Apr 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Yuka Sugimoto thought her adventures in world-hopping were over with, and she was fully ready to settle down to a nice quiet life of video games and fantasy novels, there the most dangerous thing she ever had to deal with was a papercut.

    So of course the multi-verse had other plans.

    It looks like Fate isn't done jerking her around just yet. Destiny gets it wires crossed sends her to yet another world, this time to be a Shield Hero. Yuka is at first excited by the prospect of getting to be the Hero of the story this time, instead of just a villainous side-character. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

    Faced witht eh prospect of the story screwing her over yet again, Yuka decides she's going to write her own story!

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    08 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Seeing me hesitate, the woman advanced. I saw the golden-haired handmaiden Doreah leap forward from behind her and snake her arm around the woman’s upper chest. My opponent arched her back and her eyes became very wide. Doreah whispered “I’m sorry,” and released her.

    The hilt of the steel whip rolled out of her fingers. She slowly sank to her knees and looked up at me. She was beautiful, and I fancied that in other circumstances we would have been friends, perhaps even lovers. But instead she would now die.

    “Tell John Carter,” she whispered, “tell my beloved husband that my final thoughts were of him, my final regret the child I could not give him. Tell him that I died recalling my love for him. Before you kill me, Dejah Thoris, promise me this.”

    She had received orgasm from my husband, a gift he had denied to me.

    “I will tell him nothing,” I said, and drove my sword through her heart.
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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

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    07 Apr 2020

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