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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    29 Sep 2019

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    Names had a peculiar sort of power. Naming something formed its nature, in a way. There had been no angel of the eastern gate before the Almighty spoke the name “Aziraphale;” a fallen angel had not become a creeping serpent until he heard the name “Crawly.”

    But nature also informed the connotations of a name. The thousands of cheated merchants, scandalized priests and scathingly-reviewed poets who had uttered the name “Crowley!” in anger throughout the years had given the name its dark and bitter taste.

    Anthonys, however, remained relentlessly ordinary. Anthonys were greengrocers, maths teachers, nervous and lovestruck young men who wore glasses and could hardly speak to the objects of their affections.

    If “Crowley” was ninety percent pure cacao, “Anthony” was at best milk chocolate.

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    22 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    The Oviraptors spokesperson was still riding high on the joy of winning the Stanley Cup several weeks previously, and answered the call from the NHL’s PR person cheerfully.

    “Listen,” the PR person said, “we’ve got a problem with the Oviraptors fans.”

    “What kind of problem?” the spokesperson asked blithely, little knowing what was coming.

    “They’re saying they won the Stanley Cup.”

    A cold, creeping horror struck the spokesperson. They had won, hadn’t they? The winning goal, the cheering, the champagne from the trophy, the weeks of celebration, were those a fever dream? Or no, a ghastly thought arose, had it all been a mistake?...

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    17 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    If he could just get people to seduce him on a regular basis instead of the other way round, things would go much easier.

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    15 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    "Oh, are we talking about slash again?"

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    15 Sep 2019

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