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I Started From the Bottom/And Now I’m Rich by x_los
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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“First, you get the money. Then you get the power, respect - hos come last.”
Wen Qing traps Wei Wuxian in the Demon Slaughtering Cave, but Wei Wuxian isn’t interested in being the beneficiary of the Wen Remnants’ noble sacrifice. His efforts to free himself accidentally send him back to the beginning of the Sunshot Campaign. Coreless but armed with demonic cultivation, knowledge of the future and his wits, Wei Wuxian takes advantage of this opportunity to come out on top of both the war and its aftermath—before either has a chance to happen—by marrying and swiftly burying the cultivation world’s worst men.
Lan Wangji is confused, hurt, and uncomfortably aroused by Wei Wuxian’s improbably elaborate series of Sect-themed bridal negligees.
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Bookmarked by aeriallon
12 Feb 2021
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Language deserts me. Simply one of the finest fics on this hellsite. Your life is the poorer without it.
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Lan Zhan Works for the Historical Society by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2021
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Pretty Lan Zhan. Beautiful Lan Zhan. Ice queen Lan Zhan. So intimidating and femme and coldly polite in public, yet meaner than a man in the bedroom. Wei Ying has slept with men before and none of them were mean-nice to her like Lan Zhan.
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"...And you don't want that."
Shen Wei shuddered. "No."
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- Part 1 of Dixing Pon Farr
Bookmarked by aeriallon
08 Jan 2021
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Shen Wei had never once made that mistake—not when they were first getting to know each other, not when they were getting together. Zhao Yunlan would've caught it before for sure. And after he returned from the past—he had almost been expecting it, then. It had almost been weird, the first time they'd slept together after he got back, to have Shen Wei gasping "Zhao Yunlan," when Zhao Yunlan had gotten so used to how he'd once said "Kunlun."
But Shen Wei never spoke that name in the present, even after Zhao Yunlan knew everything, no matter what they shared together. And Zhao Yunlan eventually had come to accept it. What was a matter of an instant to him, stepping through a wormhole like a door and Shen Wei on either side of it, had been ten thousand years for Shen Wei. Even if he'd been dreaming for most of that time, it was still an unfathomable length. That he still remembered his time with Kunlun, vividly even, that was obvious. But those memories must be such well-worn things, repainted over by reminiscing, their original colors replaced by longing and hope and loss.
Zhao Yunlan had been Kunlun, once upon a time; but the Kunlun of Shen Wei's memories was so far beyond him, an abstraction of a lover, a romantic ideal worthy of Shen Wei's devotion across a hundred centuries.
And how Zhao Yunlan himself, the real man in this present day, measured up to that memory—if he even had a chance of measuring up—Zhao Yunlan had never asked Shen Wei. Didn't really want to know if Shen Wei had ever considered the question. Maybe after so long Shen Wei had tired of idealized memories; maybe the gratification of their promised reunion made up for the deficiencies of reality.
Or maybe Shen Wei just knew too well to accept what he had, to not bother wishing for more from an uncaring universe.
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live from new york by varnes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2020
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Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”
“You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”
He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.
“Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”
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OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.
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- Part 1 of live from new york: an snl au
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Bookmarked by aeriallon
30 Dec 2020
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Goddammit. Why is this so offensively GOOD. Note to self: answer that question, become a better writer. Note to Varnes: THANK YOU.
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To Drink Deeply by northofallmusic (tofsla)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2020
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The jar is a small thing, neatly stoppered. The twist of cloth at its mouth is bright red; its body is a more subdued and rusty colour. Wei Wuxian is always the one to remove the stopper; this is the most important rule.
Sometimes Wei Wuxian wants to wake up feeling used.
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Bookmarked by aeriallon
25 Dec 2020
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I WASN'T EXPECTING POETRY BUT HERE IT IS