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    Lonely and desperate, Bilbo once called a phone sex line and enjoyed, for a time, pleasure with the exclusive and grumpy Tomas. He never in a million years imagined meeting him, yet that is precisely what happens, when Bilbo's workplace hires a new operator.

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    When Professor Bilbo Baggins sent Kíli Vinson's paper home with a bad grade, he never imagined that his relaxing office hours would be interrupted by Kíli's terribly rude uncle.

    Whom, incidentally, Bilbo had met before and knew rather, er, intimately.

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    Bilbo gets lonely at night, and after too much whining, Thorin decrees that Bilbo will spend the nights sleeping beside Dwarves. Thus, five times Bilbo asks for a cuddle, and one time someone asks him.

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    14 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    Frustrated by how long Her otp are taking to become canon, God informs the Archangels that the Ineffable Plan is dependent on them falling in love with each other. The Archangels then take it upon themselves to get the pair together.

    Cue five Archangels attempting to orchestrate a Meet Cute between two people who have been hiding their friendship for thousands of years at this point.

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    13 Oct 2019

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    When Crowley returns home to find his mate alone with humans and, understandably, does not react well, Aziraphale gladly offers a more permanent solution for his mate's peace of mind.

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