09 Sep 2019
See, the musician was having trouble writing a song. He had a general tune in his head, and some stray words that meant nothing, truly, and he’d gotten so frustrated he’d sneaked out into the nearest place in which he could find some solace, namely, alcohol.
On the other hand, the tartan-clad man’s sorrows were… a little bit different.
But there’s always a middle ground to be met.
The musician needed a story and the man needed an ear.
the one where aziraphale inspires a song, but it's not the one that you're thinking about.
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
21 Mar 2019
“Why did you have to shoot a second time?”
The question disconcerts him a bit, since he didn’t think that was what Keith would ask next. “What?”
“Did you miss your shot the first time?” And Keith isn’t teasing, he’s just genuinely curious.
But Lance is Lance and his skills will not be doubted. “For your information,” he raises his eyebrows, “I’m an excellent shot, thank you very much. I’m the best sharpshooter this world has ever seen.”
“I forgot who I was talking to.” Keith chuckles, the little smile he wears makes Lance’s heart jump around his ribcage. “So, what happened then, sharpshooter?”
where lance is a cupid and attends a wedding
"Lance must be joking, but something inside Hunk tells him he isn't. Lance has no reason to joke beyond what he usually does, and he hasn't even said the "no homo" so characteristic of this kind of statement. The outright confession that Lance would have sex with a man is kind of mind-blowing for a dude-bro who is supposedly as straight as a ruler.
Hunk thinks about those new bendy rulers that his little sister seems to like so much because she can shape them into circles."
Or, five times Hunk found little clues leading to a revelation and one time he didn't need any.
10 Jul 2019
She’s been in the shop for an hour, just like yesterday, already as the clock chimes 5pm. Mr Fell knows she’s here. He’d given her a cup of earl grey tea without asking her anything or saying much beyond “please don’t spill it”. She’s still sipping at the last dregs of it, wanting to make it last as if it would be a good enough excuse for Mr Fell to not kick her out. She just doesn’t want to go home. It’s getting worse there and another night spent under that roof seems like hell to her. So she lingers long enough to see the red haired man stalk into the shop.
“Angel! You fucking stood me up! We had plans! You better be discorporated or something, Zira.” The man is clearly covering his distress with the anger, it’s a painfully familiar tone.
She rounds a shelf into the main floor space in time for the man to spin around, sunglasses hiding his eyes even indoors. He sees her and frowns.
For the request: 'a kid comes to the bookshop for hours every day and eventually the ineffable husbands realise the kid’s parents are abusive and the kid’s been going to the bookshop to get away from them as much as possible so they’re like “screw it we’re your parents now”'
01 Aug 2019
Crowley hates being a snake. But if it means he can selfishly steal pieces of affection from Aziraphale, well, upon thy belly thou shall go.
22 Aug 2019
Crowley thought he had just nailed the best prank for Aziraphale – poof up some unfertilized snake eggs, drop them off calling them his kids, and bugger off for a week without answering anymore questions. It was perfect.
Until he comes back to find the yolk is on him.
Anathema believes she is possessed by a demon. She comes to Aziraphale and Crowley for an exorcism.
“You know someone possessed, book girl?”
“Maybe. I’m trying to figure that out. That’s why I came to you two.”
There’s an awkward pause, during which Crowley and Aziraphale exchange glances across the table.
“Well, angel, you go ahead and tell her what the signs are.”
“I think you should, it’s your area of expertise.”
“Me? I’ve never possessed anyone. It’s your area now.”
“That was one time.”
“Oh my god.” Anathema puts her hands on the table. “Please tell me at least one of you knows what possession looks like.”
5 times Crowley called Aziraphale 'angel' and 1 time he called him 'Angel' by LokianaWinchester for Ninallthatjazz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Jun 2019
Exactly what it says in the title.
- or Crowley figures out what he wants over the course of several millennia.