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    She’s been in the shop for an hour, just like yesterday, already as the clock chimes 5pm. Mr Fell knows she’s here. He’d given her a cup of earl grey tea without asking her anything or saying much beyond “please don’t spill it”. She’s still sipping at the last dregs of it, wanting to make it last as if it would be a good enough excuse for Mr Fell to not kick her out. She just doesn’t want to go home. It’s getting worse there and another night spent under that roof seems like hell to her. So she lingers long enough to see the red haired man stalk into the shop.

    “Angel! You fucking stood me up! We had plans! You better be discorporated or something, Zira.” The man is clearly covering his distress with the anger, it’s a painfully familiar tone.

    She rounds a shelf into the main floor space in time for the man to spin around, sunglasses hiding his eyes even indoors. He sees her and frowns.

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    For the request: 'a kid comes to the bookshop for hours every day and eventually the ineffable husbands realise the kid’s parents are abusive and the kid’s been going to the bookshop to get away from them as much as possible so they’re like “screw it we’re your parents now”'

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    20 Sep 2019

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    Crowley hates being a snake. But if it means he can selfishly steal pieces of affection from Aziraphale, well, upon thy belly thou shall go.

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    20 Sep 2019

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    Crowley thought he had just nailed the best prank for Aziraphale – poof up some unfertilized snake eggs, drop them off calling them his kids, and bugger off for a week without answering anymore questions. It was perfect.
    Until he comes back to find the yolk is on him.

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    20 Sep 2019

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    Anathema believes she is possessed by a demon. She comes to Aziraphale and Crowley for an exorcism.

    “You know someone possessed, book girl?”

    “Maybe. I’m trying to figure that out. That’s why I came to you two.”

    There’s an awkward pause, during which Crowley and Aziraphale exchange glances across the table.

    “Well, angel, you go ahead and tell her what the signs are.”

    “I think you should, it’s your area of expertise.”

    “Me? I’ve never possessed anyone. It’s your area now.”

    “That was one time.”

    “Oh my god.” Anathema puts her hands on the table. “Please tell me at least one of you knows what possession looks like.”

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  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    Exactly what it says in the title.

    - or Crowley figures out what he wants over the course of several millennia.

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