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    After Nandor and Nadja fall in love (which they seem to do every few decades, only for it to end in tears), Laszlo decides to travel to Pennsylvania, don his blue jeans, and become Jackie Daytona again! Only this time, he reluctantly takes a lovesick human dumpling and a mind-numbing energy vampire along for the ride. Once in Clairton, he sets up a new bar generously donated to him by some guy he drank, and revisits some old friends. Eventually he finds himself falling for Guillermo, oh no. Also Colin finds love. Drinks are on Jackie!

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    26 Jul 2022

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    Guillermo wants Nandor. Nandor wants Guillermo to kick his ass.
    Aka- What if there was, like, a solid week between the fight and the bait-and-switch?

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    18 Jul 2022

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    in which viago is sort of in a love triangle, but not in the way he expects; how things fall apart, and how they build back up again

    Or: how viago falls in love, and how he figures it out

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    24 Jun 2022

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    Stede and his brigade of imbeciles row back to the Revenge. Ed doesn’t want to hear what Stede has to say. He doesn’t!

    He does.

    Featuring Ed and Stede as the pirate equivalent of the couple that loudly airs their personal business while one of them is on the ground floor and the other is at a second story window, the crew being The Crew, and dramatic reactions to earnest declarations.

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    10 May 2022

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    "There's something you should know," Spanish Jackie says. "You're married."

    Ed freezes.

    "I beg your pardon," Stede says helpfully. "But I'm not your 19th husband."

    "No, you idiots. You're married to each other."

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    10 May 2022