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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Your normal sex pollen fic. Adam Jensen's been hit with a virus that will kill him if he doesn't get laid and might kill him if he gets laid anyway. He can only think of one person he'd like to get laid by, and Francis Pritchard is the only one who can make an antivirus in time.

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    04 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Please feed the hacker.

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    04 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    "If only she'd been a boy!"

    Wang Yuanji grew up hearing this over and over, about her intelligence, her martial skill, and her perception.

    But it is for precisely her unladylike traits that Zhang Chunhua chooses her as a wife for her son. Not only that, but she and her husband Sima Yi want her to pretend to be her future husband's tutor until he is ready to wed. Her new family are loyal retainers of the Cao Wei emperor... or so they say.

    How can she see the hidden meanings behind all of this?

    (The title is a reference to a famous Jin dynasty poem about how women of the court ought to be behave. Bonus trivia for DW fans: the poem was written to criticize Jia Chong's daughter.)

    On hiatus.

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    18 May 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    There's smoke in their lungs and water clouding their eyes, but in this moment they would ask nothing except that they don't die like this.

    Not with this undisclosed secret between them.

    [Previously titled crash and burn. Now a one-shot collection]

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    17 Apr 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Lizzie Bennet just can't catch a break. Her writing career won't take off. She hasn't gone on a second date in over a year. And her mother won't let her forget it. And if that weren't bad enough, now her perfect sister's boyfriend's best friend won't let her forget either.

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    31 Mar 2019