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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    25 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Richie gets the shit kicked out of him, Eddie patches him up, rinse, repeat.

    It isn’t until after Pennywise that Richie starts to hit back.

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    21 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Theo becomes dully aware of the fact that there is a Blank Spot in his bedroom on that Saturday night.

    (The Vegas years go on, and they go on, and they go on.)

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    19 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Eddie could see the layers and layers of tape he’d wrapped around the leg of Richie’s glasses over a month ago, shaped like a little cocoon. He reached out and touched it with the tip of his finger.

    “These don’t even sit straight anymore,” he said. “Why are you still wearing them?”

    Richie didn’t blink from behind the lenses until Eddie took his hand back.

    “I don’t know. My life is kind of a mess right now. They feel appropriate.”

    “Your life isn’t a mess, Rich.”

    “It really, really is.” Richie straightened, started talking with his hands when he said, “Hey, shouldn’t you be shouting? I feel like this would be easier if you were shouting.”

    “You said you’d take this seriously,” Eddie said.

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    19 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    It doesn't matter who you are, someone out there hates your guts and they are very happy to explain why. Here's a bunch of testimonials from people who know the Losers' Club and hate those guys. Because sometimes people think you're quirky, and sometimes you're actually just annoying everyone in the office, EDWARD.

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    11 Jan 2020

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