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    #JamesBond:FriendshipisMagic
    #Andcankillyourliver

     

    Some crack, some angst, some BAMF, some porns, some love.

    Okay, a lot of crack and quite a bit of porn. :D

    EDIT: There is a mission fic in here too, guys. So throw in some action and pain in here too :D

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    Cleaning out my Google Drive of stalled WIPs, drabbles and other assorted crap I don't want to deal with. Anything dealing with my other fandoms (active and otherwise) will be put into the 221B series because I fail at life.

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    ---- Bucky Barnes Finds a Friend ----

    Bucky Barnes finds a kitten, or the kitten finds him. Shenanigans ensue. Love is found, glitter is evil, and Lucky is one lucky sumbitch.

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    List of Stuff Bucky Shall Never Do:

    1. Give up spider solitaire
    2. Tweet TMI shit to celebrities
    3. Get a fucking raise, it seems
    4. Sleep with a coworker

    He HAS tweeted TMI shit about celebrities, but he also has some common sense and knows that some people actually read their replies, so he a) posts only on his private account and b) never tags. Bucky's pretty sure that he's not the only person to have drunk tweeted about Captain America's daddy level, but at least he doesn't fucking call Steve Rogers 'daddy' to his face.

    Until he kind of does, and breaks his fourth rule in the process.

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    17 Sep 2019

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    It’s the quality that gets him first. The profile photo looks like it's been taken with a semi-professional camera: it's sharp and remarkably unposed compared to most people on Tinder. The guy in the photo is the size of a fucking fridge but with Marilyn Monroe’s waistline, accentuated by the way he’s standing half-twisted towards the camera.

    He’s also in the process of getting arrested.

    Steve, 28, it says under the photo. New York City. Some say I have an arresting personality. This photo is from my good side. The other has a shiner.

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    16 Sep 2019

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    “Captain America is haunting me,” Bucky says over a bowl of ramen.

    His pronouncement is met with a round of silence.

    “Captain America,” Natasha says. “As in--”

    “The first Avenger,” Bucky confirms. “Supersoldier and hero of World War II. The fabric of the American conscience.”

    “But he’s--dead,” Sam says. His look of perplexed concern, ever perplexed and ever concerned, only increases. “You’re aware of that, right?”

    “I know,” Bucky says. “That’s why I said he’s haunting me.”

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    21 Aug 2019

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    Three hundred years ago, Earth was destroyed. Only by shipping offplanet and transitioning into robots does humanity survive--barely. Now, centuries later, what was once their saving grace, Androids, have become expendable. Distrusted, mistreated, and forcibly deactivated, Androids are under attack.

    Steve, former human, political dissenter with an ardent love for fire, and now full Android with an inability to keep his goddamned mouth shut, is tired.

    Bucky, former human, war survivor who was rescued from a self-loathing spiral out of a literal trash can, and now full Android with emotional turbulence, is lonely.

    When the two meet, they find that living is not about what makes them robots, but the spark that makes them human.

    But is it too little too late? Because to survive the threat of this new world together, it's possible that simply feeling human may not be enough.

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    21 Aug 2019

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    Bucky has just finished surreptitiously loading the washing machine and turning it on when Sam shuffles into the bathroom in nothing but a towel wrapped low around his waist.
    Bucky’s dick expresses its interest.
    “Hey,” Sam mumbles, yawning and scratching his cheek. “Sleep well?”
    “Oh,” Bucky says weakly. “Hey. Sam. Good morning.”
    He scurries back to his room, closes and locks the door, rests his forehead against it and feverishly jerks it to the thought of Sam’s V-cut abs.

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    19 Aug 2019