Pomona Sprout was beginning to regret inviting the new Divination teacher to tea.
"Shut up, Malfoy. This isn't happening, we can't waltz in a gym full of teenagers getting krunk."
"The kids are not getting krunk, this is Alicia Keys. Listen, one two three, one two three... Some people want it all, but I don't want nothing at all-"
Just two kids at a school dance.