ZsadistCortel



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    Some of the nations share a horrifying secret about their childhoods. Terrible things begin to happen and the entire universe spirals down an angst ridden path toward War and Revenge. Meanwhile, a new family is born from the ashes of an old life. *Side Stories to be posted soon in 2-3 separate series.

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    100+ themed drabbles about America and England (and featuring their relationship with one another in different universes, times, and situations). Each drabble is inspired by the title word and its definition. Angst, fluff, etc.

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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    “If we do this, you realize your Witcher will find out about you?” Jaskier replied with a yes, “it also means you’ll have to see him again, are you prepared to do that?”

    “Let’s hope so,” he lightly joked

    “Jaskier-”

    “I’ll be fine,” Jaskier assured them.

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    28 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Geralt has found his Child Surprise and is now trying to take her to safety. Suddenly, Yennefer and Jaskier enter his life again, Yennefer having rescued Jaskier from a dungeon and torture. Geralt is glad for the chance to try to repair things, but when he realises that Jaskier is now an ex-bard who believes that Geralt had every right to say what he said on the mountain, the Witcher realises that something is very wrong.

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    26 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    Geralt begins to notice something interesting about the bard he travels with and his singing. Maybe if he wasn’t so distracted by said bard, he could focus on it.

    Dedicated to my patron saints for continuing to support me. Thank you all, you are the best!

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    26 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    Jaskier pinned on his nametag and took one last look in the mirror. The red shorts barely covered his ass. These camp counsellor uniforms were cute. The summer was probably going to suck, but at least he looked good. Now that he had finished college, his parents had insisted he get a ‘real job’, because apparently being a musician didn’t count. So here he was, facing a month of terrible food, painfully early mornings, and bloodthirsty mosquitoes.

    He stashed his suitcase under his bed and headed down to the lake for the counsellor orientation. He examined the crowd milling about, on the lookout for a potential friend, when a flash of light on the dock caught his attention. 

    A man - no, a god - was pulling himself out of the lake, water cascading down his muscled torso, sunlight glinting off his long white hair. 

     “Who is that?” he asked no one in particular. 

    “That’s Geralt, the athletic director,” a woman standing nearby answered him. “I know, right?” she added wistfully. 

    “Jesus.” 

    “Well, good luck,” the woman sighed. “Lucky for you, he’s gay.” 

    Jaskier smiled and straightened his nametag. This was going to be the best summer ever.

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    23 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    It's merely a coincidence that Jaskier and Geralt are in the same car on the exact day the world as they know it ends. But they are in the same car. And the world as they know it does end. Which means that they have to get through the apocalypse together, starting with finding their way to London.

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    23 Sep 2021